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Definitely not thinking about feeling extra buoyant this lake season.
Go on. Cancel your plans. We're staying in tonight.
You sitting there pretending like you didn't do this to me when we both know better.
Is there a niche for Target (Expecting) Mom Life? I want in...
Amy waddled over to the couch and slowly sat down. She looked hot and bothered and not just because of the pregnancy.
âYou would not believe what happened at work today Tomâ, she snarled, hands bawling into fists and cheeks flushing red with anger.
âWhatâs that honey?â
âThey put me on admin work today. Admin work! Me! After all the sales Iâve brought in over the years, the money, the business reputation, theyâve reduced me to the most basic role in the company!
âWell you are about to pop at any minute babeâ.
âThat doesnât make me stupid though does it? I still have it all hereâ, she snapped pointing at her head to emphasis her point whilst her other hand rubbed her belly. âI canât believe this. Iâm going toâŚgoing toâŚâ
Tom put up a hand. She stopped and stared at him incredulously.
âBut you donât have all your intelligence and business acumen anymore do you?â
Her eyes grew wide with rage. She was about to scream at him. To tell him how dare he call her dumb but then he said two words, calmly and simply.
âBaby brainâ.
She froze. Her jaw dropped and eyes went slightly cross eyed. The trigger words caused her brain to stop on its trajectory and all of a sudden the future Tom had planned for her began to run through her mindâs eye like a cinema reel.
There she was surrounded by kids and toddlers and babies of all ages. How many were there? Too many to count. And she was still pregnant, absolutely huge. She kept trying and failing to get up off the couch. Her mind was so overwhelmed with the children, with chores, with errands that it didnât leave a single second to contemplate her career. She was on a never ending carousal of maternity leave stints. Every time she was close to coming back and restoring her career reputation she fell pregnant again.
The very notion should have made her feel miserable and depressed but instead she felt incredibly tuned on. Her aching nipples were pert and alert. She held her huge belly and felt a damp patch spreading between her legs. She huffed and puffed and groaned but at the edges of her mouth was a satisfied smile.
And baby brain is exactly how she felt. Amy was dizzy and air-headed and empty without an interesting business problem to obsess over and resolve. There would be no more career achievements, no more milestones or financial reports or meetings. It was just endless outings to the park and coffee shops, wheeling about prams and buggies, feeling overwhelmed and desperately relying on the help of strangers. Submissive and helpless.
Suddenly she snapped back into the present. Her skin pricked with heat and her cheeks were fully crimson. She wiped away the beads of sweat from her forehead slowly and looked Tom deep in the eyes, nodding slowly as if finally understanding, finally submitting to the future.
âIâŚIâŚbetter call work. Best, best I start my maternity leave nowâ.
Tom smiled and rubbed her upper thigh softly.
âGood girlâ.
She heaved herself off the coach and shuffled to her work coat to get her phone.
I wish I could like, be Hannah Waddingham at work. I'd be so unstoppable.
A coworker shared this with me today, oblivious to, well me... and I just want in. It looks so fun. Let me in.
this is me all day
This girl in the hat. lolll
Are you lesbian? Your pfp has two women
Picture is a bad AI generated riff on a photo of me, so technically.. they're both me?
I thought it was fun because it looks like one is covering the ears of the other, a fun nod to my kink-life balance.
The proportions. â¤ď¸
Being home for Christmas makes me legitimately horny. Can a Tumblr psychologist tell me what that means?
Getting your very necessary income from a workplace that dramatically changes who you are over time without you even realizing.
Like, being gaslit by your place of work. Ugh. â¤ď¸
Today, someone incidentally named my kink to my face, and I had to sit there and be like, "That would be *cuh*-razy, right? Who does that?"
35 week belly reveal
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