boys bite back

[tayshill]

while being extremely bored and also kinda in a creative spot, i decided to create a PLOTPAGE for my muses. these are just my ideas but if you feel like adding something that you don’t see here, please feel free to message me. i’m pretty much up for anything as long as it’s not weird as fuck. (and by ‘fuck’ i mean, i don’t want my muses to rob a bank or anything.)

CHARACTERS I PLAY: niall horan

[tayshill]

taylormariehill: forget hot girl summer. this season is all about adam sandler summer... too lazy to dress to impress.

[tayshill]

well well well, look what the cat dragged in! here i was minding my own business, occasionally thinking that my best fucking friend have forgotten all about me, only to see you following me all of a sudden? i mean, i know that we text all the time but you and i both know that you’re not really friends unless you’re friends on every social media platform. so what’s your excuse? at least tell me that i was the first one you followed.  @caradlvngne​

[tayshill]

💬 text msg ━ 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝒾𝑒

taylor: as much as i love being this southern fried taylor here in nashville, i was thinking about spending a week in LA.

taylor: rent a hotel room, eat lobster, walk down venice beach and maybe a bit of culture. you in?

taylor: just you and me for a couple of days acting like brenda walsh and kelly taylor pre dylan.. obvs.

[tayshill]

💬 text msg ━ 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝑒

taylor: i know we'll see each other soon, but i was thinking that maybe we could get together before dragging our asses back to work for this VS revamp.

taylor: i mean, we don't live 30 minutes away from each other for us to not hang out during this summer.

taylor: plus i really freaking miss you.

[tayshill]

💬 text msg ━ 𝒻𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓎

taylor: i have to admit something

taylor: i'm extremely addicted to fenty perfume but i can't seem to locate it anywhere!

taylor: can you please help a fenty addict out?

taylor: also, we should have lunch soon!

[explosingcelebs]

[modelcoutureee]

[penelope-daviz]

[tayshill]

taylormariehill: remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? that's literally how my adult life feels like. summer vacay, i embrace you!

[sharpcbjects-a]

[tayshill]

hemmngs​:

i just don’t know what you want me to say.

you told me you missed me and you wanted to meet up and now you want me to give you an award for not fucking every single girl you were spotted with? i’m the one not sure what to say, luke. 

[tayshill]

hemmngs​:

PRIVATE: should i just shut my mouth? because there seems to be an argument to everything i say. oh thanks, i’m quite proud of myself for only going with half of them. someone should give me an award or something. 

okay... 

[tayshill]

biebzhq​:

Hell yeah! You just got dunked on, M.A.C. You’re absolutely welcome for sending you the best outfit you’ll ever sport in your entire life, Hill. Of course I had a say! It all started when I was just minding my own business one day, came across your Instagram page and said to myself, “You know, I bet Taylor would look like a fuckin’ boss in some Drew House merch and we’re all gonna see how right I am once I give her the hook up.” Now you gotta do a photoshoot wearing the clothes and post them on IG, so the world can collectively see just how right I was. By the way, you look like a boss regardless, this isn’t groundbreaking news, but when someone’s wearing Drew House clothing, it takes it up a whole ‘nother notch. 

no no, by all means keep sending me stuff. i literally don’t mind getting all the free over-sized tee’s and hoodies. uh huh, so you just randomly came across my insta and decided that i was the perfect fit for your brand? offering me clothes, spending time on your boat - mi casa es su casa - i’m starting to think that instead of just sliding into my DMs, you dance around it. why thank you so much, hun. that means a lot coming from you. look at you showering me with compliments and what-not. being a charmer suits you.

[poisonedsequin]

[tayshill]

@kaiagerberx

@gigihadidit

@kendalljenncr

@hailsxb

[tayshill]

glorydylan​:

I think I should too. I just have to hit up the shelters and see what cat has been there the longest. Then I’ll inevitably spend hours letting dogs and cats climb all over me, my ideal day. Uh, wrong show. Suite Life is clearly superior.

ugh, that literally sounds like something i’d do. you think you would be able to choose if you get to cuddle all of them? i think i would be like you’re coming home with me to each of them. it’s a promise i can’t keep. hm, but phil had all of those cool gadgets.. gadgets dylan.. 

[e-fairy]

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