“Yo.”
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Show & Tell
hello vonnie

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@riastradd
“Yo.”
falseguard:
Then you should work on it some more, huh?
By doing it more!
@batzoku replied to your post: @batzoku replied to your post: ...
‘ uh… hm.. nothing as good as that, i’m sorry. ‘ . its okay mb will go home its his fault and hes gonna tell zenko 2 get mad at him over this too .
Sighs and drags the kid closer again. “Tis fine---- I’m not mad. Why don’t you tell me where you’ve been all this time?”
falseguard:
You were ogling me in broad daylight.
As I said--- it was not my fault. I do that all the time.
falseguard:
Amusing as it might be to drag things out like this, his heart is much kinder than that. Most of the time, at least. Lancer’s torment ends with the treat melting into nothing, Archer casually twirling the stick between his fingers and finally glancing over to his suffering mess of a partner, either brow raised. “What?”
“Nothing.” He is quick to say, deflating slowly on the bench and sliding down. That was quite the treat and Lancer is feeling it. He sighs, stares ahead of him now that the show is over. “Why would you do that to me?” He asks, turning his head to the side and looking up at Archer with a pout.
falseguard:
Except for that time you walked into a pole.
That was not my fault--- I was minding my own business.
You touched the place in my heart where love runs wild.
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falseguard:
First of all, you’re going to hurt yourself winking like that. Second of all, what are you talking about?
I could never hurt myself while watching you! What am I talking about? This is all me, of course.
falseguard:
can a man not enjoy a popsicle? oh, look, it’s blue. how convenient. it’s going back in his mouth.
Grasps weakly at his own clothes, mouth open and closing slowly. This is torture, worse than having Gáe Bolg piercing one’s skin. Lancer didn’t know how much longer he could survive like this.
@falseguard replied to your post: shoves a whole popsicle in his mouth beside...
winks ;)
STARING INTENSIFIES
@falseguard replied to your post: when are you not gay and horny
I have questions.
I have all day.
@batzoku replied to your post: ����������OI
you did the same thing to me!!
“Difference is, I’m a Servant. I could have died, what’s your excuse?”
when are you not gay and horny
“You know that’s not possible.” wink winkk w ink // @falseguard
😤🤬🔫🔫🔫OI
“---Where the hell have you been?” // @batzoku
shoves a whole popsicle in his mouth beside lancer. nbd.
Stares really obvious. // @falseguard
sits himself neatly on lancer's lap.
grins, his hands wandering behind Archer to grope his ass. // @falseguard