[taywebz]

Outside the bedroom: EXCUSE ME I am a classy strong woman who demands respect do not patronize me you fucks

Inside the bedroom: Oh Master I'm a dirty little slut please slap me tie me up gag me and choke me i belong to you

[y-o-u-r-s-o-f-u-c-k-e-d-deactiv]

[uglyboyband-blog]

Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

[bestofmidi]

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[bg1974]

[maxhole-deactivated20130822]

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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[taywebz]

*lame lines by me when i like someone too much ie. now)*

[nirvananews]

[taywebz]

"I became obsessed with turtles. I bought six of them and put them in a bathtub. They show no emotion, they’re so inanimate. It’s the complete opposite of what dogs are, I can’t stand dogs, they’re too willing to please. I like cats. Animals that require attention. Turtles have this fuck you attitude, ‘I’m stuck in this tank, I’m miserable and I’m not going to perform for you.’" - Kurt Cobain

[my-teen-quote]

[taywebz]

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[coral]

[tattooedmafia]

[taywebz]

[taywebz]

what do you want now ?

My bad, got to this kinda late but I just want someone to touch my butt while we play 20 questions :(

[taywebz]

your ass

...What about it?

[taywebz]

Little one : No!

Me: What word was that

Little one :....-covers face with hair- I'm sorry!

Me: and how should I punish you for saying no?

Little one: ....eat

Little one:...frosting

Me: *head desk*

[tracigirl1228]