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dvlanobrns:

because practically all of the filming for the movie is done outside, i’ve developed a pretty … horrendous tan line. literally, i have a farmer’s tan & and even a tan on my ankles – just my ankles. my face, arms, & ankles are the only parts of my body that are darker than the rest. i’m going to need to find a nice tanning place asap in cape town, otherwise i wouldn’t be able to look at myself the same anymore.

Well when you go to tan the rest of your body just make sure to cover up the parts that are already tanned. Have you seen the episode of Friends when Ross gets that tan? Yeah your body parts will be that colour.

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💌 — ❝ open.

taylor: i thought it would be a cool idea to spend a couple days in italy but now i'm bored out of my mind

Adam: You went on your own?

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g2gmaiamitch:

Hey now I won’t be that mean. But if you would like to see them, then I will happily show you them. They need to invent ‘your own bed in a can” and all you have to do is press a  button and BOOM your bed pops out.

I’d rather not, it will just make me book a vacation. That would be awesome honestly can you imagine? Touring would be a lot easier as well, hate sleeping on those small beds in the bus.

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imessage ➟ open

troye: hmm just exloring yknow

troye: creating an album

Adam: Oh you're a singer? That's awesome.

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jffries:

oh god, i don’t even want to think about the look on her face. but, i’m sure it was something along the lines of shaken mixed with a bit of anger. shit, i respected her up until this point ! but, on the off chance i get kicked out, maybe i should start looking for another home.

It probably was but still would have been funny. You should respect your elders remember, she’s always right and do as she says. Sounds like you may have too, but I’m sure it’s fine.

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gublcred:

          “ — sorry , man. i just keep playing it in my head over  &  over and the more i hear it , the bigger the urge to punch myself in the face. some day you’ll get to hear it , i promise. i’ll even shout you out during an interview or something , so you know it’s directed at you. my sister forced me to go a few years ago , and i just couldn’t pull through the whole weekend. one day was good , but the next was a nightmare  &  i had to drive myself home. i sound so eccentric but it’s definitely for the younger crowds. i’m too much of a grandpa. ”

Yeah not sure if I want to hear it now, if it makes you want to punch yourself then no doubt it will make me want to punch you as well. I feel honoured. Yeah my ex made me go and I mean once I was pretty drunk it wasn’t so bad and the music is good. Just the whole concept and what it’s become is what I hate. It really is for the younger crow I agree with you there. We both sound like grandpas dude.

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camimendesx:

yeah, i get that. it’s not for everyone and the crowds of people there can definitely take it out of you. i was more there for the music than the outfits, anyway. i mean, it’s fun dressing up but it wasn’t my main thought - you know what i mean? i think it’s just, sadly, became one of those festivals where people think it’s more of a fashion show than the music. thank you! I have no idea how i did it! i wish i could do it again, honestly. i mean, i slept but not that much. i got a few hours here and there but nothing that kept me rested. It’s nice to meet you, Adam! I’m a fan, i must admit. And i’ll it slide because you sing some of my favourite songs.

Well at least some people were there to enjoy the music. It’s definitely become more of a fashion thing which is sad because there are some amazing people who perform there. I was gonna say that’s it now you’re not gonna be able to do that again, so I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. Thanks, I appreciate it, it’s always great to hear people are a fan.

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htmlnelson:

But shouldn’t you know though? I can imagine you’ve had your own fair share of heart breaks, and wanting to write about them specially in one of the greatest bands of our time! if people didn’t say they love Maroon five, something is wrong with them. but seriously though, it’s just like therapy being able to get it all off your chest and stuff you know? I didn’t know, that looked like the type,i promise you i’m not, well unless you get to know me better.

Well yeah that’s true, I have unfortunately. Awe really the greatest band? I could agree but of course I would. You’re slowly becoming my favourite here, boosting my ego likes this. I agree with you there, nothing beats having a studio session when you just need to let it all out. I’m sure you’re not I was just messing around. You look like a nice girl.

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camimendesx:

Coachella really killed me this weekend. Don’t get me wrong, I had a lot of fun, but I literally came home and just slept for an unnatural amount of time. Almost 15 hours! I didn’t even think a person could sleep for that long! Now all I want to do is eat an excessive amount of candy. But, Hi! I’m Camila and I’m at a point where I might just pay you to give me food.

I was definitely one of the only people who didn’t go and I am definitely okay with that. I went last year and couldn’t wait to get home, I mean don’t get me wrong I love the music and all that. Just didn’t like the vibe and all the young people more bothered about their outfits and looking cool than the actual festival. I wish I could sleep for that long though, that’s impressive. Did you actually sleep at the weekend? It’s nice to meet you Camila, I’m Adam, if I wasn’t busy I might have debated that.

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gublcred:

          “ —— i was just going to greet you all with a pun , but then i played it back a few times in my head and realized how horribly lame it actually was , so nevermind. let’s focus on something else, shall we ??  i’m matthew and i’m pretty sure i’m the only human being not going to the‘ coachella’ this year – or any year , for that matter. what’s a coachella ?? sounds like an italian species of bugs. ” 

Yeah but you do realise that now you’ve said that I want to hear this pun! Nope I wanna hear this pun. It’s nice to meet you Matthew, I’m Adam who is patiently waiting for this pun. I didn’t go either thank god, it’s basically just a festival that girls use as an excuse to wear as little clothes as they can get away with and roll in glitter or whatever. Taking artsy photos for instagram. I’m now gonna just say it’s an Italian bug species.

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htmlnelson:

you know what the best part of being in a girl band who writes awesome music about break ups? is the fact, it’s helping you get over someone who just used you to get more fame….anyway ‘ello my loves, i’m Jesy, and i love to listen to Little Mix on a daily basis when i’m at home.

Do tell me what’s the best part of being in a girl band who writes awesome music about break ups? I’m just more impressed I remembered all that. I’ve only dated other famous people so I’ve never really had to deal with that luckily. It’s nice to meet you Jesy, I’m Adam and I’m just going to say I do as well because you seem like the type to kick my ass if I said I’ve never listened to one of your songs.

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jffries:

i think i might have fucked up. no, i mean, in a big way. like so bad that i think my neighbor is plotting my death as we speak. if i die mysteriously within the next couple of weeks, you know who did it. after that, you can’t really tell because i piss people off constantly. but, anyway – about my neighbor. he’s a cool guy usually. but, apparently, he’s been hosting his mother for the past couple of weeks. she calls and complains about my home being ‘too loud’ constantly. it’s gotten to the point where the super decided he didn’t want to deal with it and so [to keep myself from being thrown out] i offered my number to them to give me a ring when i was being ‘too loud’. well, that was a good system until last night when i had a bit too much to drink. basically, she called; i told her ‘ i’m sorry, i can’t hear my party over all of your gaping holes whining. ’ – so now, i wait for my inevitable death. 

This is honestly the greatest thing I’ve heard all day, I just wish I was there to see this woman’s face after you said that. Just as a responsible adult I should be telling you that’s wrong and you should respect your neighbours and keep the noise down.

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hennvg:

i honestly wish i had some excuse for why i’ve disappeared the past few days, but i don’t need to justify myself. sometimes a girl just needs a break from reality, and a bottle ( or two )  of tequila ! this was one of those times and i’m so glad i got a fucking break, seriously ! at least twitter isn’t talking about my nudes anymore, which means a break was a good idea. 

Who says you need an excuse to disappear for a bit? Everybody needs time to themselves. Hey you’re my kind of woman if tequila is your choice of drink! You sound tense, are you okay? Wait you had nudes?

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jvckxg:

i’ll have to look for it online and see if i can find it. uh not that i know of to be honest. 

I’m sure it’s on Buzzfeed still. Everything’s been boring then I see, I guess that’s a good thing.

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selgcmz:

you’re CLEARLY hanging out with the wrong crowd then mister. all the cool kids are into medicine these days, just sayin’. am i addicted ? hm, i don’t think so. i know my limits and i could live without it just fine but where’s the FUN in that. sometimes you just wanna f l o a t around, forget about all the crazy shit that comes with reality. thirteen reasons why ? fuck, why do you make my life so difficult ? why can’t you just love and support me & watch it or is that too hard ? 

Then who am I suppose to hang out with? You? Well damn back in my day people were addicted to proper drugs, kids have gone soft. God that was bad. Whatever you’re having I want because you seen high as fuck. Because I love to make people’s lives hard, it’s fun! I don’t know you well enough to love and support you but I guess because you’re Selena Gomez I could make an exception.

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wtvrcam:

it doesn’t surprise me, they get offended over the stupid things whenever they should care about the major things going on in the world. really? wow.. 

Exactly, I couldn’t agree more honestly and it’s so stupid. We have to watch everything we say because we may offend a few people.

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jaybirdspotting:

I think everyone is waiting for me to do that. Although my bandmate got a skype call of his naked body leaked. 10/10 funniest thing. Haha classic prank! Must have sucked for you.

I’m not shocked really, I think everyone just wants all celebs nudes. That’s crazy, seriously? It was horrible, I got so many nudes actually but more males than females which is scary.