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F2F || Samcedes

Mercy: Whatever! ou think what you want to think, but I assure you I am not some midnight creeper you dork! I really doubt I would have a suitor of any kind so that thought can leave your ind, and don't get it twisted, calling me "pretty enough" is not a compliment. So if that is where you were going you failed. But I guess if I can't have you here I would rather make sure you were ok, and make sure you are living on a full stomach, its nice to have someone to help out, I don't really like focusing on me so focusing on helping you has really helped me. And please don't say booty call again it did not sound at all right coming out of your mouth. I do have other friends over but recently they have all be pretty busy, and I really didn't wanna bother them. I wont wanna bother you either. (Mercedes felt bad and embarrassed the moment she caught his face. SHe had no idea what came over her and it was clear, whatever she thought she was feeling for the man was clearly not a shared emotion. She heard him speak and watched him back away from her like she just tried to attack him. She watched him back to the wall and she was rooted to where stood. She read everything wrong and caused him to look at her like she had two heads...like she disgusted him.) Sam I am sorry, I have been wanting to do that for a while and...there is no excuse. I didn't mean to upset you... (She opened her mouth to speak again but nothing came out. There really was nothing she could say to him, Biting her lower lip and turning away from him she sighed. He really must have not liked her at ll to react like that. She felt tears prickle her eyes as she willed her feet to walk)

Sam: The fact that you just said 'Midnight Creeper' means you have an exact time you do this. [He teased only to look at her as her tone became a little more serious. Pursing his lips when his compliment fell short.] I was...trying to pay you a compliment but alright. It's starting to get later in the school season and this crappy police watch they have going on probably has other's spooked. [He arched his eyebrow] Excuse you, I do not say 'Booty Call' funny!

[Her kiss was warm and he hated himself for reveling in it for a moment before backing away with her. This was not supposed to happen. She was not supposed to like him. Hell they weren't supposed to be friend's! She couldn't... he was a lie and the man she had feelings for wasn't even a real person. Guilt at at his stomach as he watched the sad look on her face. His chest hurting for her...and maybe himself?] Mercedes... ['You're doing the right thing, Alex' he told himself as he tried to calm down his frantic mind.] I- I'm sorry. That shouldn't have happened. It's not you, it's me...seriously. It is /me/. I just... [He looked around with wide eyes trying not to overreact again as he pried himself off the wall.] I should probably go... I'm sorry... I wish things could be different, but they can't. [He reached out to touch her shoulder.]

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F2F || Samcedes

Mercy: (rolled her eyes) First of all, we have fallen asleep on the on this couch plenty of times so no I havent snuck up on you and watched you sleep. BUt you do, I wont go into what you say but some of it is funny and some sweet. (She left out the part where some of it worried her). And stop acting like i get off to you that was like twice- (she covered her mouth shaking her head) I meant that you aren't being stalked when you sleep. (Mercedes sighed slightly) Please I am sure you have a lot of people caring for you. I care about you, these last weeks you have been so amazing. So very great and I am gonna miss you being here. But lets be honest I am not dating or bringing anyone back here and you arent so that really isn't a reason not to stay here right? But you best believe I will be cooking dinner and lunch, you would miss my cooking too much admit it! (Mercedes turned towards him and bit her lip.) Its not that I think you would completely ignore me but I guess I am just used to you here and I cant imagine you not being here. (Mercedes smiled slightly looking at him, she really had grown fond of Sam while he was there, she noticed he was still guarded but he was finally letting it somewhat down with her. It didn't help that he was super hot too. That made everything else harder. She didn't know why but she knew if he was leaving she wouldn't get the chance to be this close to him again. Taking a risk she licked her lips leaning over to him and kissing him softly.)

Sam: (He smirked) I'd still like to go with my theory that you're a creeper that likes to watch the innocent sleep. And for the record I don't talk in my sleep. That would imply that I dream and I don't dream. [He said knowing that when his insomnia kicked in he'd go days without a full nights rest, like he had been doing the past two days.] Sure, sure. [His face fell when she noted that people probably didn't care about him. At least the ones that did are dead or long removed from his current life.] Yeah well, I don't need anyone to care about me.But you never know. You're pretty enough that i'm sure a suitor will pass through these walls once or twice. Booty calls aside I do really appreciate the offer and I will definitely not argue with the food offer. [Sam shoved his hands in his pockets and eyed her as she came closer to him.] Maybe if you ask some of the other teachers over too you'll feel less alone without me and then it'll be like I was never here to begin with. {The closer he got the sudden confusion started to show on his face unsure of what she was about to do, making him become paranoid instantly.] U-uh... so I'm probably just gonna back my things- [He was cut off by her kissing him. The bold move stunning the blonde in place. It had felt like forever to him since the last time he had kissed someone... the last time he had kissed 'her'. His brain finally registered with his body and jerked back gasping in shock, knocking over something behind him.] Mercedes! [He spoke suddenly and looked at her as he became frantic.] W-why'd you do that? Um... ok... uh. Next time warn someone? A heads up? I mean... [He started breathing heavily as he backed up until he found himself hitting a wall, unsure of where to go or what to do next. She just kissed him!]

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F2F || Samcedes

Mercy: Yeah don't be surprised if I call you a few times just to hear your voice since you talk in your sleep and I have gotten used to it. (Mercedes tried to hide her sadness from him as he declined her offer.) You know I really am not bothered by your habits. They are entertaining as hell to be honest. (Mercedes laughed) Aww would you be jealous of I brought someone over here Sammy? Its okay honestly, though I will deny it fully, I would be slightly jealous you were with someone and not me. I personally think you don't wanna stay here cause you might fall in love with me...(Mercedes took a seat glancing down at her hands. She had a bad feeling about Sam's reasons for leaving but she didn't want to let him know.) I always keep extra snacks for you anyways cause we both know how greedy you are...I'm just gonna be worried I mean if I'm not cooking for you who knows what horrible stuff you will consume. And to be fair a woman can die happy being held by you so it's an even trade in my book. Its gonna be so weird not having you here. I forgot how nice it is living with someone. (She bit her lip feeling a little emotional.) What if you forget about me? I am so used to you now and its been known to happen

Sam: I talk in my sleep?! How do you know that? [He eyes her] Have you been watching me sleep, Mercedes? Creeping on me at night while i'm indisposed? [He chuckled and shrugged his shoulders] No not really. Whatever happens in your garden to make your flowers blossom is your business. Really? [He arched an eyebrow] I think this is the first time i've had someone be concerned about who I associate with. Though as sweet as that is you don't have to worry about that as i'm not the sort for dating. I don't get involved with people. I can barely handle stable friendships, let alone intimacy. Haha, don't worry Merce. I'll make sure to keep my emotions in check. [Sam thought about the food and not seeing her as often. Trying to hide his own sadness he put on a smile again.] Will you leave me alone about my canned good habits. There are people that live off those things in bunkers. Nothing is stopping you for cooking for me and bringing it by or at least lunch. This way you know i'm not living off Spaghetti O's and Spam. [He blushed at her compliment] I'm no Fabio so I don't think to many are dying to be held by me. [He noticed the change in her demeanor and frowned instantly. Bringing his hand up he rubbed her arm.] Hey...hey now... I know you're short and all but it's not like you're gonna disappear from my sight. We still work together so you'll still see me everyday. Just because i'm not down the hall anymore means that my mind has been erased.

#ftf:samcedes

F2F || Samcedes

Mercy: I know you would Sam, you are like my best friend right now so I know if you have to leave its out of your hands. (she laughed slightly) Please you love this big house don't deny it. I understand that I do, you know if you wanted you could stay here, with me, I wouldn't even charge you rent, I would charge you for food but I am afraid you would make me eat all that canned food crap. But you know I love the company and you could save money on rent. I mean that is if you wanted too. (She notice him pull back and bit her bottom lip.) If you do leave its not like I will never see you again Sam, we wouldn't leave on a bad note and you know I wouldn't have it that way. (Hearing him speak about missing her put a small smile on her face.) I know you will miss me and my cooking, but what the heck is a shoulder head?

Sam: [The minute she called him her 'best friend' when he barely admitted to being a general friend to her made him feel even more guilty.] I'll be sure to call you every night so you don't miss me too much. [Sam looked at her surprised and shook her head, nervously laughing.] That's sweet of you to offer but it's probably not the best idea. I'm a guy for starters and my habits are... well you've seen. Plus when someone wants to bring over a date or something... it'll get awkward... it's just easier if we don't. ['And you'll stay safe and remain alive if i'm nowhere near you,' he thought painfully.] Nope, we can still see each other at work. I will continue to sneak into your classes and steal your snacks for your students. It'll be like before. [He grinned] Shower head. I meant shower head... Well yes I will miss the food too. Even though I am trying not to gain a million pounds from consuming everything. Seriously, a man can die happy on a full stomach around you.

#ftf:samces #//omg the typo it was supposed to be 'shower' lmao

F2F || Samcedes

Mercy: (sighs as Sam talks, she really isn't happy that he wants to leave but she won't stop him.) Its okay Sam, I am glad to have you in my life and even though a phone call can't replace our late night talks, I will gladly accept a phone call from you. I understand I mean you are a man who needs his space, and if you need any help you know I am here for you. (She notices the way he is acting and cant help but worry something is wrong.) You know you can talk to me right? Sam you seem a little bit, out of it. If something is wrong you know that I am here always right? (she moved closer to him and smiles softly.) I am glad you are staying a little longer, I wont have to start missing you yet.

Sam: [Averts his eyes when he hears her sigh] If I could do better than a phone call, I would. But my hands are so tied. [He lied] Oh it's not about space. You entire house is nothing /but/ space... It's just apartment stuff and I mean, I pay bills to not stay there and when things happen. I'm just setting myself up for disaster. So I gotta talk to my landlord... sort somethings out... make sure my stuffs ok... [He rambled as he smiled at her awkwardly, hating himself for lying to her.] I know, Merce... I know. But there's nothing going on. It really is home matters. I'm sure you'd understand that and upkeep is a pain in the ass. [He feels her presence step closer to him causing to slightly shift backwards. Sam smiles at her warmly.] Yeah, it'd be only fair to at least depart of a good note instead of rushing out like a bat out of hell. [He looks at her and then around.] Though aside from missing you, I will be missing your shoulder head.

#ftf:samcedes

F2F || Samcedes

Mercy: Oh...Um , I mean i knew you were only staying here for a bit anyways so its okay I guess. I mean I wish you could stay longer but you gotta take care of whatever has come up first...I kinda got used to not being alone, so its gonna be an adjustment but I will handle it I am a survivor after all. Are you ok though? You wanna stay for one last dinner or you gotta go like right now?

Sam: I know... i'm sorry to spring this on you. [Looks at her with a guilt ridden face and bites his lip.] It's just there are some personal things that really need to be taken care of. I mean, i'll call you at night before you go to sleep. It's not the same as staying up and chatting but there's a sentiment? Me? oh u-uh yeah... i'm fine. [Rubs hands together nervously] Just sudden things always through me for a loop, you know? Um... yeah sure i'll stay. I mean the weekend is almost here anyways so i'll leave on Sunday or Saturday night. Start the week fresh.

#ftf:samcedes

masoncharming-blog

On my way to my class and I see this huge mutt just run up and bite this girl’s arm and take her to the ground. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Don’t do drugs, kids.

teachingmrevans-blog

That’s terrible! Why did the dog bite that young lady? I only caught the tail end of it but I hope she got medical attention immediately. It’s already a hassle to have the police around and now they can’t keep their trained dogs to themselves? Horrible. Stay safe, Mr. McCarty.

#c:mason

Private Thoughts

The Police Convention

#private thoughts

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

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teachermercy:

Yeah I am gonna get you when you least expect it. I guess I am more shocked that we are having this conversation then anything. I think that might be an accurate assumption. I like it cold, I dunno its comforting to me and I would rather be cold trying to get hot then hot trying to get cold. You are not gonna catch pneumonia you big baby. Oh so poking me in the butt is just human nature? That is good to know. Well I appreciate the compliment. Wait what? I am just saying that sex with me can be pretty addicting. I wouldn’t want you to be all strung out on me. But I can pretty much guarantee that if we did have sex, you would thoroughly enjoy yourself. Just say you learned it from watching Porn. Hey! I am offended by that! I am not an old person I just prefer to read. I meant what I said, that I was starting to think I was as beautiful and amazing as the other women at the school. I mean you look at them and they are all like Victoria Secret models. I guess I was starting to think I stood a chance but I got knocked back down to earth It just feels so weird to me. You want to get me a vibrator? Is that where we are in this friendship? Well damn if thats the case how about you get me off I get you off and we save the money for something else? Why what? That you aren’t on a first name basis with my vagina? Cause you never saw it thats why,

I’m so scared now. Sorry? I’m not one to indulge in my private life in the first place so I guess it is an odd thing to mention. It only happened a few times and I was very surprised about how much I enjoyed it. That’s because you’re low to the ground while i’m high ti altitude. I’m going to freeze to death, mark my words. I cannot control that either in my sleep. Why d ladies make a big deal about sleep boners? How do you know your sex is addicting? Is there a review board I should know about? I WAS NOT WATCHING PORN!! I was watching this urban channel of sorts and got very invested in the shows. You are a tiny old lady with tiny ass dogs. Don’t put your self worth in the hands of other’s or idiots. Who cares if you’re not tall and leggy? I haven’t even seen that many people that look like that anyways. Stood a chance? Is there someone at school you’re trying to impress? Well you’re the one who isn’t into self love and I figured you might not be up to code downstairs, so va la!. But how would that help with the issue? Are you trying to say that I can’t satisfy myself, Mercedes? I’ll have you know that I am a pro at this. So in order to discuss the poor state of affairs, I need to see the Capital? Fine. We’re adults. Drop your panties and show me what you’ve got. After that you cannot complain if I am feeling sympathetic towards it.

#c:mercy #private

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

mercedesamayajones

Yeah and you called me Mama Ode so I say after your slap we are even. Yes I am shocked honestly. You can be held responsible. I go get that though, its been a while since I had anyone sleeping next tome. And I don’t think I have ever really been cuddled. It was nice though. Oh I am just attractive? I dunno, I mean would you even know what to do with all these curves? I wouldn’t want you to embarrassing yourself. Yeah I guess I am just shocked you know what a buster is. Who is openly talking about touching themselves? Oh God Sam I didn’t mean it like that!!!! I meant I have been thinking highly of myself. Just so we are clear I have not been partaking in self love, thats why i am so damn frustrated now! And stop talking about my vagina, you two are not on a first name basis.

teachingmrevans-blog

Then we will never be even because you are not slapping me. Really? Why are you so shocked by this? Not that i’m a person that quote unquote is on a ping meter but... I figured most people have at least been involved in some kind of same sex relation at least once? I am not take responsibility for my sleep habits. Plus your house is cold as hell! I’m going to catch pneumonia, Mercedes! I am sorry for manhandling you, that much i’ll apologize for. Anything else is just human nature. Attractive is a high regard for someone? I’m not really into giving people complexes over their looks. Unless you’re implying you have a fourth hole somewhere or that i’ll suddenly forget how to have sex with a person, then no. I learned it from watching a particular channel I found on the tv. It’s a shame you have cable and yet you only watch like one channel. Like an old person. WHAT DID YOU MEAN THEN?! You said ‘Feeling yourself’ last time I cheated. If it’s not a breast examine it’s an orgasm. But now that I know the meaning... I still feel weird saying that to another person. Why? If the sex isn’t happening why can’t you get your own party started? Do you not own a vibrator? When’s your birthday? I can get you one with many features. What, why?

#c:mercy #//forever doing the most this one is #private

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

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teachermercy:

Uh huh whatever you say Evans. Please you wouldn’t dare leave me here all alone. That wouldn’t be very gentlemanly of you. Hmmm. Yes you are! I tried to move and you held on so tight I had your hand print embedded on my side all day! And yeah I am pretty sure i know what you are packing. ANd you just contradicted yourself if I am short I would be hard to find since I am not in your view. Fine you don’t like me like that but that doesn’t make me a pervert, I am just stating facts. You don’t seem the type to know how to handle a curvaceous woman such as myself. Buster? Wow. I am upset that he came onto me. Slapped me on the ass and made me feel like I am not as awesome as I thought I was. I mean I have been feeling myself a lot lately and he just knocked me back down to size I guess as they say.

But you did say that I was a rude jerk, right? So ideally that would be up my sleeve to turn tail on you. Hmmm, what? Are you shocked by this information? I can’t be held responsible for how I sleep, so i’m not at fault here. It’s been a long time since I slept near someone and I usually sleep with a body pillow. I am not! You are attractive but that doesn’t mean i’m being ungentlemanly with my eyes. I don’t seem the type? What is the type? Do I have to have past qualifications or something? Yes... isn’t that when someone is not very attractive but thinks they’re all that anyways? What is with everyone openly talking about touching themselves! You shouldn’t feel dejected by some stranger or need validation by him. Clearly he wasn’t up to anyone standards, so who cares? You want people like that being the ones that have power? The only thing that matters is what you think of yourself. And since you just told me that you’ve been partaking in self pleasure, I’m sure your vagina would agree!

#c:mercy #//he is so simple lol #private

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

mercedesamayajones

You are a jerk you rude ass. And I don’t need a ladder, I know where you sleep remember? I’m sure you aren’t. How is this my fault you are the one who brought up balls in the first place! And I don’t need to see what you are packing, you are a closeted cuddle monster and I can feel all your business! And stop acting like you aren’t constantly checking out my curves. You wanna taste and I know it but we both know I am one ride you couldn't’t handle! Ok first of all why would I slap him? That didn’t warrant a slap. It called for a punch and one punch was all that was needed. FYI stop hating on my style! I am awesome!

teachingmrevans-blog

I am neither, very gentlemanly thank you. See... those are the kind of words that will send me back to my tiny apartment. I do not compare dick’s, that’s weird. I like them, yes, but I don’t compare you false informed tiny lady. I am not a closet cuddler, what? I stayed in your room ONE night and now all of a sudden you know what kind of equipment I have in stock. That’s not fair judgement. Why does it sound like i’m trying to flash you? I do not check you out. You’re hard to miss and you’re shorter than me. My eyes natural draw towards your direction. Look who’s being the pervert again! Well then good. So the conclusion of this story is... you’re upset that he backtracked or that you were approached by what people refer to as a ‘Buster’?

#c:mercy #//in which sam discovers tv channels other than cartoons #private

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

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teachermercy:

NO YOU DIDN’T JUST CALL ME MAMA ODE!!! I can’t believe you said that! Ima slap you when I see you. Eww you are one of those guys who like to examine penis’s and compare them huh? Is that why you spend so much time online last night? Wait how am I a pervert? I wasn’t rude at first so I wasn’t a liar! It does not end with cops. I was nice I just told him that between his bad breath, wrinkled clothes and lame pick up lines I am surprised he gets any play at all. I turned to leave he called me a bitch and slapped me on the behind I called him a few more colorful words and punched him in his jaw. End of story. Like I am gonna punch you for calling me Mama Ode no I did not forget!

...you said I looked a hot mess. I say you look like Mama Ode. All is fair in war. Good lucky finding a ladder in time to reach me for that slap. Why would you think i’d be interested in examining dick’s? None for nothing but as long as it can get the job done, i’m not very picky about size. You’re a pervert because of this whole conversation and I know for a fact you want a glimpse at what i’m packing. Don’t deny it, I’ve got a great mystery downstairs. Wow...you went in on his breath? Hahaha! Wait! Back up a litter, he slapped you on the ass and you didn’t Tyson knock him out? You want to slap me for calling you out on your fortune teller headwear but you won’t LL Cool J this jerk?

#c:mercy #private

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

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teachermercy:

Lies! You dream about her. Cause you are a hater that is why. First of all I have seen you wake up, and no you do not wake up looking handsome. A hot mess, yes but not handsome lol. Wait how many penis’s have you seen? Were they up close and personal? Oh I have seen em you perv just cause I haven’t seen yours doesn’t mean I am a prude. So you think he came onto me to turn me into a hoe? Boy where does your mind come up with these things.Lol emotional support? Fine I guess I can take it. Well he came up to metalking some mess saying “Baby if I had a woman like you I would never get out of bed” So I kindly said, “If I had a man like you, I would never go home.” He didn’t like that and said I should be lucky that he even approached me,. Girls like me don’t get alot of play and proceeded to tell me that he didn’t like me he was just trying to make me feel better. And I may have said some things…

I don’t dream. Well that one is true. I’m currently drinking Tropical Mess flavored Hateroade for this conversation. I...I do not! Everyone has sleep in their eyes and you just sound cranky because you look like Mama Ode in the morning. Does it change the nature of my helpfulness if you knew where my reference material came from? I didn’t think it mattered whether they were at a distant or up close. I never said you were a prude! Why am I a pervert in all this?! I feel like I am being misrepresented here! And for the record between us two, you’re the pervert. I’m a creative person? You’re leaving gaps in the story and I got myself invested. So you were being rude...you liar. But anyways, he shouldn’t have jumped your case because you didn’t like his lame word game. Said some thing’s like what.... does this end with the cops being called? Because I don’t have popcorn.

#c:mercy

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

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teachermercy:

You love Sassy Cedes don’t even lie about it. Yes I was is that a problem? Don’t hate on me cause I wanna look good, you just mad cause I’m not looking good for you! mean everytime we talk you have to say something about balls, i don’t need to know about them you nasty ass. Yes he was trying to hit on me? Wait are you calling me a street walker? Saying that only pimps will hit on me? Why are you just ugh. This is you providing support? I would hate to see you being a complete asshole then. You just mae cause I call you on your bull

I don’t know her. Why would I be mad about what you’re doing with your life?! I wake up looking handsome. So do not try and lord over me because you gotta leave the house to reach my level of finesse. Rude. When was the last time I talked about balls? How does this make ME nasty when you’re acting as if you’ve never seen a penis before... I’ve seen plenty and was willing to describe things for you. I was trying to be helpful. What?! NO! Oh my god! I am not calling you a lady of the night! How did you even get that? Do pimps only signal out hoes? I thought they approach attractive women that can turn for them? This is emotional support, yes. You have called nothing but a bed of lies. Now back to the story! So what happened to your not so quite John?

#c:mercy #/haha

mercedesamayajones

Someone please explain to me...

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teachermercy:

Ok first of all I had just come from getting my hair and nails done. And what is with you and balls? Is there something you want to tell me? I know I was looking so good he just had to approach me but he got so offended when I shot him down. And FYI I was not rude. You are the rude one Evans!

Oh my...what a treat. Sassy Cedes. So you were getting your nails and hair did...uh huh... What do you mean about the balls? What do you want me to tell you about them? Have you not seen small balls before? Just so we’re on the same page here. He was trying to hit on you correct? Not pick you up like he was a Pimp, right? WHAT does me being rude have you to do with your story?! I wasn’t there. I didn’t do your hair or turn you down. I’m trying to provide support for your situation. And i’m being called rude...

#c:mercy #//he is just like 'don't yell at me I didn't do it!!'

I am loving Samcedes on here. They have a genuine friendship and seem very comfortable with each other. They don't seem to be bothered by the other's rudeness I think they enjoy the banter. Have they kissed yet? I know they aren't together but they kind of act like they are.

OOC: Lol, they’re awesome friend’s. She’s always yanking his chain and he enjoys lighting a fire under her skirt. Sam is so rude to her lmfao! No, they haven’t kissed. They’re just good acquaintances in Sam’s eyes. She considers him a friend and he accepts that. He however doesn’t like being close. Too much liability. Continue to enjoy their bizarre relations!

#ooc #Anonymous

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