Team Rocket Raccoon

If your blog is just endless “SEE MORE SEXY FUN TIME” links, I’ll assume you’re a porn bot and block on sight. Contents of this blog may be considered inappropriate for people with weak constitutions, the sexually repressed, prudes, jerks, or hardline neoconservative sociopaths. Seriously, you'll be strolling through and see a funny GIF or an adorable puppy and all will be safe...until the gimps and leather daddies pop up. And that's exactly how I like it. Continue only if you have a sense of humour as dry as well-done steak, need a distraction from reality, and are capable of subtracting 18 from the current date (21 in some jurisdictions). (Let's be honest, we all did it.)

[sixpenceee]

Now that’s something to look forward to

[hugobugo]

[team-rocket-raccoon]

I’m scheduling this.

[team-rocket-raccoon]

IT IS TIME

[ragstone]

Reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of God on your profile

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Tatooine, NSW https://www.instagram.com/p/B65DH35HNT3/?igshid=3yv7zxidzlj6

[team-rocket-raccoon]

Aldi doesn’t carry juniper berries, but good thing I know where to go for a pool vacuum. 🤔🙄 https://www.instagram.com/p/B4PH961nlIM/?igshid=82mvlq2fcb1f

[team-rocket-raccoon]

Felt cute. Will definitely delete later but enjoying it now. https://www.instagram.com/p/B3yRNkznnxU/?igshid=1l4waxiz4lacv

[team-rocket-raccoon]

So has anyone else just up and let their body crumble because they have deep-seated anxiety surrounding their complete inexperience with healthy sexual relationships and their mind has subconsciously spent years trying to cultivate a body that should theoretically be impossible to lust after or is that just me?

[gemennair]

Studio Ghibli crossover anyone? I haven’t seen anyone do this yet so here you go ❤

[team-rocket-raccoon]

See THIS is when I start to approve of data mining. https://www.instagram.com/p/B0PCPq8ngqc/?igshid=cgpk4uhl6gio

[dailytwitterposts]

[realmenreallife]

I’ve been asked if I’ve I ever fallen in love with one of my models. My joke answer is, “Only every time!” I seek beautiful men who want to make great photographs. But I always hope for a friendship, and it’s nice to get a good hug every now and then. Here’s Mark and me, from a ways back. 😊❤️📸

[team-rocket-raccoon]

Can confirm, Major and his husband are two of the most gorgeous souls one could ever hope to meet.

[realmenreallife]

I’ve been asked if I’ve I ever fallen in love with one of my models. My joke answer is, “Only every time!” I seek beautiful men who want to make great photographs. But I always hope for a friendship, and it’s nice to get a good hug every now and then. Here’s Mark and me, from a ways back. 😊❤️📸

[team-rocket-raccoon]

Tumblr: Bans porn to make it more family friendly.

Also Tumblr:

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Just when I think Facebook finally gets me, it goes and pulls a stunt like this. I feel so betrayed. 😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw-pKpznd3L/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ff2qltxfznht

[huffpost]

Love Is Lifting These Queer Couples Higher In Incredible Trick Photo Series

They’ve been swept off their feet!

[deactivated-account8789472897]

Finally…the gay agenda is almost complete. We’re growing more powerful by the minute.

[pringlesaremydivision]

l e v i t a t e t h e g a y s

[elodieunderglass]

this combines so many of my favorite things

[221cbakerstreet]

[wilwheaton]

Jack Dorsey, poster child for fascist appeasement.

[team-rocket-raccoon]

Raise your hand if you support banning Nazis from social media regardless of their other political affiliations. 🙋‍♂️

[team-rocket-raccoon]

you should honestly kill yourself

You first. Let me know how that works out for you.

[atheismwethinkmore]

[cranniesinmybrain-deactivated20]

Look.    Vaccinate your kids.

[nudityandnerdery]

[rdjobsessions]

Y’all are so DAMN EDGY.

FYI, it’s their right and choice not to vaccinate their kids just as much as it’s yours to post dumb fucking memes on the internet.

Love, from someone whose entire family wasn’t vaccinated and is still alive and well.

[enthusedfool]

i hope you realise how much of a goddamn idiot you are

[the-wasp-prince-deactivated2023]

You’re alive and well but how many times did you pass germs that could have killed someone who is immunocompromised (a word here meaning, compromised immune system, weak immune system, easily infected and killed by basic diseases)? Just because you don’t have symptoms doesn’t mean you don’t have the germs.

People are dying from measles out here and you’re so fucking selfish go think “hurrdurr I’m okay so everyone else is too!”

When what you choose to do or not do to your body affects other people in a way that could kill them it’s no longer just your choice.

So please for the love of God do some fucking research about this. If you’re allergic certain vaccinations that’s fine, that’s what herd immunity is for. But when a lot of people go unvaccinated then that’s when disease begins to spread.

If someone got bit by a rabid animal would you say, “oh, vaccines are unnecessary, walk it off sweaty! :)”? No you wouldn’t, bc that shit kills.

Even the most basic of diseases can kill in the right conditions.

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

fixed it

[team-rocket-raccoon]

Plus, vaccines only work on strains that have been recognised. All it takes is a perfectly healthy individual to incubate a vaccine-and-treatment-resistant strain and it’s over for everyone. Seriously, vaccinate your fucking kids.