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crystal ball crystal clear i am a brick shaped teddy bear

[asoftwrongness]

Little blessings

[cw23-47]

[maxkillertart]

They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[crab-justice]

[toriel-2]

doggo is forced, faked, made in a factory. You didn't say doggo until you saw someone on the internet say it. Now doggie? Dogy? That's real. It ties back to humans natural etymology

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[s0larflares]

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

What's not clicking

[asoftwrongness]

*record scratch* u may be wondering how i ended up here…

[asoftwrongness]

too self-deprecating? i’ll work on it

[asoftwrongness]

[ovur]

If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

[keepthetina-deactivated20250618]

*looks at you like this*

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[romcommunist]

staring at my own spotify library like im narcissus staring at myself in the water

[greatmortality]

babygirl you are strange and offputting

[sunfortune]

“maybe if bernie showed a little skin” look what yall did. got him slut shamed on the senate floor