This is it!

Hiya, Night Vale! Cecil Palmer here, reporting to you live from...my bedroom. My mother gave me this recorder to get me closer to being a real radio host. #teencecil

[teencecilpalmer]

Some...strange things happened while Kevin and I were gone. Good things; bad things; mediocre things.

I... I don't know if I'll ever see him again.

[teencecilpalmer]

I seem to be back to normal, my friends. My extra limbs are gone, and my eyes are no longer void. The third eye hasn't gone yet, but I think I'm okay with that. It's... pretty damn cool, actually.

[teencecilpalmer]

I miss Mom.

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I never knew how useful my third eye could be, listeners. Why, right now I am watching a young man being mauled by a small animal, even though it's happening all the way across town! Weird, huh?

[teencecilpalmer]

[faint humming of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]

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llcnsnnts replied to your post “My, where did the t̼̗̣͚̻ ̖i̻̙͉̠̺̯̦ ̶̰̤̼̺̤m̖̙ ̣́ͅe̞ go? It was...”

that's not supernatural cecil that's just hallmark.

Hallmark, h̫̰m̜ ͚̞͙̥͝m̲̹̫ ̜̼͓̝̣m̞̮͖?̤̤̜̞̦͇ͅ

[teencecilpalmer]

My, where did the t̼̗̣͚̻ ̖i̻̙͉̠̺̯̦ ̶̰̤̼̺̤m̖̙ ̣́ͅe̞ go? It was Halloween only two days ago, and now I'm hearing Christmas carols and seeing fat red men everywhere!

[teencecilpalmer]

Note to self: Trick or treating isn't nearly as much fun when you're really a m̗̻͚̗̫͕ͅ ̤o̦̜̘͈̻ͅ ̮̳́n͔̜̜̞̻̠̮ ͕́s̻͙͇ ̝̥͘t̸̞͓ ̟̳e̛͓͉ ͕̱̳r͝.̱ People just scream a lot and slam the door in your face.

Still, we got a good amount of candy from the people who leave the bowl outside.

Now I need to stop Kevin from sacrificing all our candy downstairs.

[teencecilpalmer]

Kevin, the fridge is e ́m̶ p t ̨y̢.. Go get groceries.

You know, Cee, monks starve themselves in hopes of being closer to their god. We should try that too! The Smiling God could reward us.

I͕ ̥̲͖ ̴͙̫͎̞ͅa m̗̪̗̰̘ ͖͖̜h ̩̹̪̬́u҉ ̛̣̭̺̹̟n̢͚͇ ̠̖̝̞̭̝͙͠g̻̫̹̳̻ r̶ ̦̟͡ý̼̪̫͔̞. ̸͕̲͎̦͙.̳͞ ̨̳G̡ ̣͚o̹̼͉̻̞  ̧̹͚̗̖̪̩ͅg̱̤̫͇̪̣ ̨̯͕̺̞e͎̜͖͎̗͇͕ ͍͈̪̫̞̥t͝  ̶͚̫͖̪̮f̷ ̟͉̲͕o̢̝̖̠͓͈̹ ̮o̦̩̦ ͍̙̘͔̘͔d.͚͎͍́

Oh, Cecil! We should just go trick-or-treating! Let me just go clean up my face a bit. You wait right here, little brother.

G̳̦̲͙ ̲͕̞͉͜h̸̞ ̦̻͍͜h̕ ̪̪̟̲̼h̴̖̘̱̲͕̣ h҉̪̼̹̝̻̼ͅ ̨̻͎̥̹̙̣h̬̫̪͎̻̲͘ḥ͇̤͘h̶̹͚̙.̸̖͓ ͞.̩̻̥̙̫̗̖ .̤͚̠̙̣͞

[teencecilpalmer]

F̹ͅ ͈͎͓r̪̦̘̫̹͎͈ ̦͇̼͕̼͚͞i̛̹ ͖̞̣̝̮͍ͅe̤̥̼͟ n͏̥ ̶̯͕͙͓̫̘̠ḓ͚̮̹̙̀ ̷̗̘̝̝s̻̺̳͇͖̹ ̶̠̘̖̙͉͍.͈̼̕ 

My brother and I want to wish you all a happy Halloween. We hope you all face your worst fears.

And remember -- s̩̣͇̣͖͕ͅ ̫t̮̺̖̼̝̀ ̡̘̣a̩ ̷̹͕̥̦̠y̛̖̟̱̳̹͍ ͏̳̪͙̱s͖̝ ̛̠͉̤̠̗̞a͠ ͓̻̻͓̤̬͓f̞̀ ̞͕̟͔̠̟̟e̘̦̖̖̞̗ :)

[teencecilpalmer]

Well, my friends. I have returned. My sincerest apologies for leaving unannounced for— What day is it? I haven’t seen a calender since we left. One minute—

[muffled sounds of paper being shuffled]

Oh. Look at that, listeners. I’ve been gone four months. It didn’t feel like four months. But, no matter! I’m back!

And it’s Halloween tomorrow!

I̭͔͙̞̙̗̘͢s̖̖̼n’̫͎̭͔t̞̮͎̙͉ ͉̯̰͕́ț̝ͅh̗̙͈a̮̜̪̘̻͓t̳̠̦̼͖̪ ́w ̟͖̭̦͕͚̥́ ͉̞͎̼̹͚̜͡o̠̝̰ ͎̯͔ ̦̤͙͍̬̙͙n̰̮̤̻̼͙ ͍̥̯͇̗̩͙͟ ̬d ̬̦̼͈̞̘̹͞ e̴̞͈̮͎̦ ͇͔̮͇͈̝ ̛̤͕̜ŕ͖̹̘̠̙̪̺ ̴̪̹͔̥̰̰̖ ̣̟͖̬̹͇͚f͕̱͝ ̀ ͉̺̹͕u҉̝͕͔͎ ̼ ͙l͡ ̱̹̠̜͇?͖̤̣͓̤

[teencecilpalmer]

That feeling when you meet someone with perfect hair

[generalgingerbeer]

Having finally found out where people were making all those custom rings, I had to make some Night Vale themed ones…

Part 2 here

[generalgingerbeer]

And part two, I think the Night Vale eye is my favourite…

Part 1 here

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Reblog this if I have permission to go in your inbox to start a random RP

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[artsekey]

messy younger cecil 

[teencecilpalmer]

Ants are so, like... euck. Right?