Eat Your Fingers

☆ 23 y/o trans man. INFP-T. I like to do art and the occasional screencap/manga edit. Please ask before you tag my art as kin/me. I'm dad inside so please feel free to come to me if you need someone to talk to.

[teethcore-png]

Cutely thinks about remaking my tumblr and following only people who think 80s slashers are sexy.

[taquito]

got some dick, dick for sale who wants some dick

[muhgie]

(aw man he’s gotta feed his kids) hey buddy i’ll take two

[taquito]

hey god bless u man

[teethcore-png]

A friend

[minc3meat-blog]

[snazziest]

Now THATS what I call a big mood

[fkaheterosexual]

FINALLY FUCKING FOUND THAT MIX

https://youtu.be/9_F1DyM_4fA

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

@mortalityplays

[protom-lad]

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

[anachronistic-cat]

… can i use that phrase irl?

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

[the-argumentative-viper]

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

[nuttersincorporated]

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

[bardbreakfast]

Reading these is like literary whiplash

[possiblypedanticrpgideas]

Thou hast stumbled into the necropolis of the Lich Maximillian, and offended my sensibilities. Thy companions have sundered my guardians, stolen my treasures, and put most simply y'all’ve pissed me the flip off. The smiting that I shall deliver unto you shall be so epic that it shall forever rewrite the word, and only in hushed and fearful tones will bards ever say “yeet!”

[teethcore-png]

Cryptid AU Toshinori Yagi anyone? No? Just me? This is fine.

AU where Yamada is a blogger about supernatural shit and Aizawa is his friend that goes along with him to make sure he doesn’t get lost. Toshinori is a real as cryptid that likes to lead lost people home but usually ends up accidentally scaring them instead. *shrug emojis*

[petitepointplace]

[nunia]

thank god, some good fucking content

[yookeyyook]

Marshal Sweater - Animal Crossing QR Code

[dilfosaur]

this aint a scene

[kosmicdream]

[ampervadasz]

[universaliststuff]

Agent of Chaos

[andymakesgames]

My Halloween costume: The Thomas Nast Communist Skeleton

Bonus: DSA poster

[gaylor-moon]

Whomst trying to road trip

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Galar region victory road

[eroticcannibal]

Anyway I stan one ally

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

An actual quote from my (now) seven year old after yelling at someone for continuously mosgendering me: what are they going to do dad, hit me? I’m six.

[pufflypuffle]

I stan your child

[biowareproblems]

[oleskyfm]