i'm not at it

gone for good

[telltalia]

Okay now that my momentary hockey phase is settled, I'll take some more asks plz

[telltalia]

(*Pssst hockey fans find me @generallyclusterfucky ))

[telltalia]

if you like hockey.......... @generallybarzy​ we talk about hockey 

[telltalia]

You good? Alive? Surviving?

Dont know when you sent this lmao but i just logged in again after 3ish months for old times sake. I have officialy logged off this blog for probably forever. I have a hockey blog now woops

[telltalia]

Hey! I’m on mobile and I can’t open that one fic with Romano about meeting his parents :((( I just wanted to know if it was a me problem tho

Uhhhh I know exactly what fic you're talking about but can't find it hold up I'll just reblog or repost it or smth

[telltalia]

Why do you like 2p Canada? What is he like?

Idk I just have a thing for people who seem manly and gruff and indifferent but are big sweeties and cheeseballs with the ones they love.

[telltalia]

Guys guys try to guess how old I am

[buttmano]

Request: "You have any hcs for cuba?"

Rating: Fluff

Carlos loves painting in watercolor

Really likes hugging people that he's close to, and not like the quick hugs, the five-ten minute long hugs

They act as a bit of a recharge for him because the physical contact is reassuring for him

Also those hugs where you give the other person a little squeeze or grip their t-shirt to hold them tighter? Yeah he LOVESSS those

Has a tree frog named Máximo

He's really into fish and aquatic life. Not like fishing either, more like breeding and such

Can and will cut someone if they harm any coral reef

Big advocate for cleaning the oceans and beaches

Volunteers at the local animal shelter as much as he can

Best Big Soft Boy™

Favorite genre of movie is rom coms

He's a great cook and if he didn't have any other obligations he would happily spend the entire day in the kitchen just prepping and making dinner

Likes to challenge himself physically so catch him out there doing races and obstacle courses

He likes softer music, like classic rock or soft pop

The type of person in the community where all the kids look up to him and are always excited to see him, thinking of him like an uncle, brother, or sometimes even the dad they never had

Which he's completely fine with, he loves each and every kid and treats them like family

If he ever had a chance he probably would adopt a few of the ones that were in really bad places

He's very creative and likes to make jewelry with some of the unique stones he finds on the beach

And then gifts most of the jewelry to people and kids around town

[capncronchnberries]

mattie gets pretty intense when playing and it unnerves ivan just a little

[actually-han-solo]

@telltalia

[telltalia]

APH CANADA'S CHEEKS GETTIN ALL RED AND WARM AND KISSABLE WHEN HE'S ON THE ICE BECAUSE HES FAST AND A BIT OF A TRY HARD IN THE GAME

[telltalia]

After trying to figure out 1 solid plot for my hockey player matthew (canada) x reader thing, i decided its also gonna include a bunch of cute short stories shoved into 1 big overarching plot. So I've come up with the main plot, but I wanna add some cute little extra chapters so that it doesnt seemed rushed and dranatic. I want it to have cute fluffy in between moments

So if anyone has any headcanons/prompts/ideas that you can send in about hockey player!matthew plz let me know so I can add it lmao

[telltalia]

How do you guys feel about the idea of canada being the polite sweety he is normally, ya know? but then a cocky, chirpy bastard when hes playing hockey?

Thats what im trying currently

[actually-han-solo]

[telltalia]

;))))

[telltalia]

How do you guys feel about the idea of canada being the polite sweety he is normally, ya know? but then a cocky, chirpy bastard when hes playing hockey?

Thats what im trying currently

[shitpostalia]

Done snatched my damn head off of my body with that idea fam. I adore it.

[telltalia]

Correct answer.

[telltalia]

How do you guys feel about the idea of canada being the polite sweety he is normally, ya know? but then a cocky, chirpy bastard when hes playing hockey?

Thats what im trying currently

[writerandstudent]

I love it.

[telltalia]

You better.

[telltalia]

How do you guys feel about the idea of canada being the polite sweety he is normally, ya know? but then a cocky, chirpy bastard when hes playing hockey?

Thats what im trying currently

[telltalia]

Guuuurl give us some more puritan america headcannons, I need em

Well lmao I don’t know about historical puritan headcanons but way back in the day, America was inhabited by lots of Puritans who wanted religious freedom from their home countries, so today he still has some roots in that

he’s still not super comfortable with the idea of sex

as in, he’ll be very awkward about the topic

not really one to actively seek out sex with anyone

he’s 19, alright? He’s still a virgin

Will have to be completely devoted to his partner in order to sleep with them (which isn’t hard because he loves quickly)

Is very awkward and kinda shy going about it. It’s odd to see him so shy.

His desires don’t really get crazy

He’s a very simple guy. He just wants his s/o- nothing crazy needs to be thrown in there

He is a very Good Pure Boy

[betty-bourgeoisie]

If I can add:

Alfred obsessively trying to make his country the “city on a hill” that puritans wanted it to be

He has as calvinist work ethic to such an extent that some of the other nations are a little uncomfortable with it

It’s not just sex, he also has weird moral hang ups around drinking, dancing, swimming, etc that have continued into the the present

He has a tendency to name pets and plants using long, cumbersome, puritan names like Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith

His puritan upbringing ultimately leads him to act in some very stilted and anachronistic ways that later movement like temprance and evangelism only helped to reinforce, and a lot of modern human aren’t always sure how to handle it

[telltalia]

So aph canada plays hockey, right? Thats the widely agreed upon headcanon right? Cuz holy SHIT I'm at a hockey game and TWICE in the span of 5 minutes i saw two guys throw their sticks down, take off their gloves and fucking throw hands on the ice. Like one dude just beat the other to the ground while people cheered like its a gladiator tournament in acient rome wtf even is hockey?????

[actually-han-solo]

iirc those guys are called 'goons' and you bet your ass aph canada would be a goon. it helps release his pent up anger to just beat the shit outta some cocky jackass on the ice

[telltalia]

Lmao thank you so much for this idea. I literally LOVE some angry, aggressive canada

[actually-han-solo]

omg same. and like he invites the allies to a game and theyre all just stunned when he starts to throw hands

[telltalia]

I am 100% going to write a fic based on this ahh but after my semester is over

[actually-han-solo]

you deffo gotta tag me when it's done!

[telltalia]

Ok now that I'm in my proper ultrafixation on hockey phase I think I'm gonna write this but i need to think of a good storyline for it lmao

[telltalia]

Okay now that my momentary hockey phase is settled, I'll take some more asks plz

[telltalia]

(*Pssst hockey fans find me @generallyclusterfucky ))

[telltalia]

For completely unrelated reasons, I went skating tonight and now my feet fucking hurt because its been so long and i forgot how to even skate

[telltalia]

Okay now that my momentary hockey phase is settled, I'll take some more asks plz

[telltalia]

(*Pssst hockey fans find me @generallyclusterfucky ))