"We were born to die."

"Choose Your Last words, This is the Last time; Because you and I, we were born to die." You're names are ROSE LALONDE and JOHN EGBERT, while she's unsure if she has chosen the darkness or the DARKNESS chose her, he'll remain her guiding LIGHT. ((Independant KHstuck!Rose Lalonde & John EgbertRP/Ask account Mostly SFW. Pesterchum: temperateTregetour)) M.A: None FC: Jessica Stam & Logan Lerman Sidebar: Suffocation

[brainsforbabyjesus]

I have seen a number of harry potter posts that go something like, “If there was magic and wizards in (country) they’d _____.”  Usually there are also long discussions that go along with these about how each country deals with the statute of secrecy.

And all I can think is, Canada wouldn’t even bother trying to enforce the statute of secrecy. Because what is the point? How would you even know if it was a magic thing or just a Canada thing?

Is that guy just taking a regular old moose through a drive thru to get coffee or is it animagus?

Was that prime minister crazy or did he actually talk to ghosts?

How do you steal 20 000 litres of maple syrup? Trucks or portkeys?

The minister of immigration formally gave Santa Claus citizenship and a passport.

House hippos.

All magic would do to Canada is make the internet about 90% more sure that Canada isn’t a real place.

[nyxelestia]

That would explain a few things.

[aberrantapparition]

+temperatetrickster

TWO HUMAN.  BOY CUTE.  GIRL CUTER.  NAMES? 

[temperatetrickster-blog]

TT: Well, aren't you polite, my name is Rose nice to meet you-

GT: I'm not cute! at least I'm manly >:I

TT: And that's John.

[johnathanielegberticus-blog]

  With squinted eyes, he says, “No, I really don’t think that there’s any way for you to explain that you’re searching for one John while the actual John is right here standing in front of you, staring at you like you’re some kind of weirdo. I mean, I guess you really are one in the first place.” The hand that once held his pointed finger now falls to his side, unsure of what else to actually do with it.

[temperatetrickster-blog]

"Right." Good; you look insane. Not the first and surely not going to be the last. "And I bet if I say I'm know how to use magic and the John I'm looking for is a keyblade-wielding user of wind magic you'd probably believe I did escape from a loony bin." At this point, she's just having as much fun as she can with this. Her expression remains calm and collected, yet it was hard for her to keep a straight face.

Somewhere, she could feel her John laughing at this. "But anyway, nice to meet you, other John, my name is Rose."

[johnathanielegberticus-blog]

Brows pinching together in confusion, this John points an index finger to himself. He wasn’t really expecting this sort of confrontation when he had decided to get out for the day….

"But..aha, I’m not sure if you need glasses like me, or something, but you know that I’m john, right?”

[temperatetrickster-blog]

She blinks for a moment, before rubbing her temples. Great, good job in sounding like a crazy, Rose. One simple job and she screws up. Great. 

Rose takes a deep sigh before chuckling, giving John a soft smile. "I probably do need glasses. In fact I feel like I should be placed in a mental asylum, but it really doesn't matter anymore. I'm sorry John, but I'm looking for-- well-- you. But he's not you-... There's no proper way to explain this, isn't there?"

[temperatetrickster-blog]

johnathanielegberticus

Well, this didn't make her job ten times harder than it has to be.

 "Excuse me John, have you seen John? I swore he run off somewhere and I can't find him."

[johnathanielegberticus-blog]

((COUGHS LOUDLY TO GATHER YOUR ATTENTION))

((hello, yes i am a new rp blog and y es i know john is way overdone but you know? who even gives two shits. not me. anyway, i’m looking for different blogs to follow that are homestuck related anD MAYBE EVEN OTHER RP BLOGS. i’m not exactly the best john, admittedly (i tend to make him really happy-go-lucky….) but i’m still learning. feel free to critique me, but kindly!

i know i’ve already said it but just in case it needs clarification i will follow blogs that post

homestuck

cool stuff i really like cool stuff

yeah that’s probably it

and then other rp blogs i will follow!

i’m a really shy rper so it’ll be hard to get me out of my shell, and i’m not too sure how often i’ll update, but i’ll try to do so as much as possible!

thank you!))

[dj-scoutie-blog]

Visit Original Link

Fake Orchestra from the OFF Original Soundtrack.

I will be posting a few more songs from the game, message me if you want a particular one posted.

[temperatetrickster-blog]

I'm a year older.

and it took me nearly a month to realize that

wow time passes by fast

[loliplier]

Fetch (Abigail Walker)

[temperatetrickster-blog]

Rose, have you been keeping track of your books? Like, oh, I don't know, your Harry Potter books?

*EXTREMELY LOUD NOISES OF DIGGING AND POSSIBLE BLACK MAGIC USE*

she noticed.

and now she's on a homicidal rampage.

I'm scared.

[apocalypsearcylakey-blog]

gT: aradia, do you know your boyfriend's a psychopathic killers. *Poker face*

He’s what?

[caliginousadvocate]

hey lets do an experiment.

lets see wwhat happens wwhen we shovve a keyblade dowwn the throat a a human.  wwill he die immediately, or wwill his screams sound different from a trolls?

[temperatetrickster-blog]

Ara see?! he did a thing and he's threatening to do it to me!!

he did the same to someone else I just KNOW it! he's a killer, Ara it's not safe for you or the people around you!

[temperatetrickster-blog]

I AM JOHN EGBERT AND I SPEAK FOR THE WIND

a literal thing I came up with

[apocalypsearcylakey-blog]

gT: aradia, do you know your boyfriend's a psychopathic killers. *Poker face*

He’s what?

[temperatetrickster-blog]

psy-cho-path-thic

it's a word Rose taught me. and it's the perfect word to describe Eridan because he threaten to kill me and the winds told me that he did a thing with killing.

[temperatetrickster-blog]

youre next, egbert.

stfu

[hologran]

[temperatetrickster-blog]

TT: It doesn't surprise me. Nope. Not one bit.

GT: ROSE I'M SCARED

TT: Calm yourself, god damn it you can faze yourself in and out of solid and gaseous form you can take him even if you couldn't.

GT: that is a really contradicting statement :I

[temperatetrickster-blog]

+ decimokozato

[decimokozato-deactivated2014092]

  "A-Ah, hello! I’m Enma, and you?"

[temperatetrickster-blog]

"Oh, good day, Mister Enma, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Rose and I'm glad to make your acquaintance."

"May I ask how are you fairing this evening?"