im...super uncomfortable on the dash rn so im gonna. stick to my hs blog . thanks. @samoyd
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im...super uncomfortable on the dash rn so im gonna. stick to my hs blog . thanks. @samoyd
i have a dr verse on my jade blog if any of u are interested
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“Hmm hmm, spying on people in their dreams.. a useful tool for making people embarrassed.”
Speaking his “thoughts” out loud, he grinned. He let off one of those awful laughs, the kind you’d most likely never hear from something human. Walking closer to her, then looking back to the invention, he thought for a moment.
“You’re right! I’ve got a question for ya, what gave you the idea to make this thing in the first place? It’s nice though, even a useless pig like you can make something so practical.”
She points a finger at him, and almost growls. “Everything I make is practical, midget! I’m anything but a useless pig! In fact, in my dreams every night I dream up amazing inventions- but then I forget them in the morning... so I had to make this so that I could record them!”
I told you about all those fears And away they did run You sure must be strong When you feel like an ocean being warmed by the sun
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I told you about all those fears And away they did run You sure must be strong When you feel like an ocean being warmed by the sun
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hey there!! its allison! im rebooting this blog as a para blog, so please, like or reblog if you’d be interested in interacting with a jade harley from homestuck!!! i’d super appreciate it!! :D (rules) (ooc)
hey there!! its allison! im rebooting this blog as a para blog, so please, like or reblog if you’d be interested in interacting with a jade harley from homestuck!!! i’d super appreciate it!! :D (rules) (ooc)
hckerman:
“Depends, would you enjoy it?”
She squeezes harder. “Y-yes?”
hckerman:
“Would it really be sexy if I said it out loud?”
She reaches a hand down and squeezes his thigh. “Maybe.”
hckerman:
“Maybe it’s a stigma and you could help me remove it. I could also help you if you got stressed.”
“H-how could I help with that, huh?! I’m no therapist!”
hckerman:
“Ah, so you want me to do it thinking about you. I don’t know why, but it feels like it’s ruined for me, maybe it’s because of old me. Do you want me to ask it?”
“Th-that’s not what I said, but if you-” She’s completely ignoring him actually going with her stupid weed joke.
i need to make a promo for my jade but im lazy soooo
hckerman:
“I just feel wrong when I do it, I can’t masturbate to most things. I watch porn and I’m like the person on screen probably would feel sickened if she knew people like me were doing it, you know? Weed doesn’t care, and records were meant to be listened too.”
“See, I’d be flattered if someone- y’know, nevermind. I don’t usually watch anything, anyways. And maybe weed does care! Have you ever listened?”
hckerman:
“Masturbation? That’s for chumps. Weed or records works way better.”
“Masturbation is not for chumps! I like it! A-and I’ve never had weed, so whatever!”
hckerman:
“Then what do you do when you want to relax?”
Her eyes go a bit wide, and she shrugs. “Who needs to relax? When I’m real stressed, I’ll just rub one out, and it’s fine! Psh!”
hckerman:
“I like you more now. What do you invent?”
“Hah! What don’t I invent! I told you about my eyedrops, but mostly I like inventin’ stuff that helps fuckers be productive while they sleep!”
hckerman:
“I like me too! Just kidding. I don’t. So what do you like to do in your spare time?”
“Oh, y’know, fuckin.... mess around with inventions in the engineering room. S’m’times I’ll watch sappy romance dramas- but don’t fuckin’ tell anybody that!”