It would still be alcohol and a girl.
"Even if y'girl is a total bitch?"
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@terk-west
It would still be alcohol and a girl.
"Even if y'girl is a total bitch?"
My sincerest apologies to everyone who didnât really want to hear Fall Out Boy blasting. My bad.
"Well.. thanks for the memories.. even though they weren't so great.."
"... HE TASTES LIKE YOU ONLY SWEETER!"
"I just got asked if I knew what an Australian kiss was.. Now I regret askin' them to explain.."
Iâm in the mood for a cold beer and a hot chick tonight. Yep.
"I'm tempted to get you a hot beer and a cold chick.."
Itâs not weird, it actually makes a lot of sense  The American burgers are the best ones after all.  I need to make sure you eat one as soon as possible so you can know just how perfect they are.  You definitely should.  Iâm all alone since everyone is on the rides and what not.
"I'm actually rather behin' on the American food.. I've tried a hotdog.. a pretzel and that's it.. Â Right then I will gladly. I'm Tobia.. but.. most people call me Terk."
We all should go to Italy. I want a love affair with an Italian boy.Â
"Ugh.. don't we all?"
Yeah, Iâd think itâd be best for you to get your hands on him before park security does.
"Yeah.. good idea.. I don' want him being thrown into animal care or anythin'.."
Really? Â Just now? Â Arenât they amazing. Â I think I started with a burger and fries, then I got some cotton candy, and now Iâm getting all the cie cream I can find.
"I mean I haven't had one yet. I still have to try it. I'm guessin' it's pretty amazin' though..? I've had burgers back home before jus'.. not a proper American one.. Is it weird t'say I'm excited? I think I might join y'on the quest for ice-cream."
Iâm pretty sure I might explode from all the amusement park food Iâve eaten.
"I totally agree wi'ye' there. But it's jus' so good! I've actually yet t'taste my first American hamburger.."
Assuming that youâre the one who lost said monkey you should tell me. How do you lose a monkey?Â
"I don' know.. he was on m'shoulder when I went to get a hot dog but then he just disappeared He's smart though. He should be okay.. I hope.. I'm going to look for him anyways.."
"I have lost a monkey. How does one.. loose a monkey..?"
Have you ever made yourself look like you were listening to music but really you have the volume on zero and youâre just sitting there listening to the conversations of the people around you âcause youâre just a true spy kid? No? Okay.
"Totally! An' if they happen t'be talking 'bout you, y'turn around all.. da fuck man?! Yeah.. maybe I jus' take it too far.."
Zyrtec or something would be great, actually, if youâve got some.
"I do actually.. I've nasty hayfever.. it's'ah pain.."
I love it. Itâs fun. So much better than I thought it would be. And I mean, cotton candy. Cotton candy everywhere.
What about you, how do you like it?
"Oh god I know! An' slush puppies.. I dunno where Muschu 'as gone though.. probably still sleepin'.."
"I love it.. mainly the slush pupies.. and.. tryin' not to get m'self killed by hijackin' the rollerc oasters ah guess.."
Too many children. Iâm not very fond of âfamilyâ places. That, and my allergies kinda suck major ass today.
"Awh allergies ar' t'worst. Y'okay? Y'need anything?"
Noted. Youâre team free will, I guess.
"Oh y'better believe it. Jus' like provin' them wrong. How'y'likin' it here?"
Iâve come to realize that I actually hate Ohio. Why are we even here?
"Really? What'd y'hate 'bout it?"