WHY THE MOTHERFUCK AM I HERE

Name: Gamzee Age: 15 Cabin: 6 M!A: None Ask | Submit Main

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GUYS C'MON WE HAVE THIS PIZZA AND ONLY GOT RID OF 4 SLICES

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Did a motherfucker hear

pizza

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Oh woah that’s a shit ton of blood what the motherfuck went down?

Honestly I’m not too sure, kinda happened all fast, ya know? One camper attacked another. Got him in the back of the fu— in the back of the head with somethin’.

He jus’ bled a lot on me when we were carryin’ him over to the nurse’s station.

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Oh dang that's some serious shit....hope that bleedin bro's ok

At least no one else got themselves all caught up in that scuffle there

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woah where the motherfuck is everyone at

it's like wicked quiet over here

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Aaaawww ye

mothafuckin score

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Hey man, how are you with pranks? hehe

Shit's hilarious, yo

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Hey, yo, I got some left. Anyone want one?

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Oooh you made brownies? I love brownies!

Can I have one?

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Kiddo I don’t recommend you to eat…too much brownies

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Pshhh they’re just brownies. C’mon, dude.

-takes one and eats it happily-

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Did you really HAVE to spike them?

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Where did you get weed to make that brownies?

My bro sent a "care package" the other day

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Hey, yo, I got some left. Anyone want one?

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Lays down on bunk

Gamzee is so nice for giving me that brownie. *passes out*

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What happened?

I got in a mothafuckin hardcore fight.

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im asking you how are you doing are. you coming to the campfire?

Well.....the last campfire....

that shit

didn't really go so well......

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heeeeey how you is?

is yes good no

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I……

oh.

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I’m sorry.

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You will take care of it, though, yeah..?

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Of fucking course!

I'm not....I'm not gonna fucking abandon it, like....like some deadbeat...fucking...father who can't even....take responsibility for his....own motherfucking....his....own..actions

/sob

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I found this shit

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What did y— .. is that a bird.

I.. don’t think you can’t keep birds in a tiny glass tank.

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I can do whatever the fuck I want.

/sits down on bed and pets bird/

……I think there’s something wrong with this motherfucker……

#i think it all up and broke it’s wing or some shit

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[sigh]

Yes, it.. would appear that one of the poor dear’s wings is broken.

I don’t.. quite know how to help it, though.. birds aren’t really my forte.

But, you catching it at least keeps it from becoming something’s easy meal, at least for now.

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…..Do you at least know if it can be fucking helped at all?

Can I keep it? Will it stay in the tank? What should I even feed it? I don’t have to go out and dig around for some fucking worms or some shit, do I?

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Well, since its wing is broken, you don’t really have to worry about it flying away.. though I don’t think it will really survive. I don’t think anyone outside of a trained expert is really equipped to take care of a hummingbird.

[His tone and expression becomes a bit more somber.]

And.. since it is hummingbird.. I believe it’s also illegal to even be keeping it without a special permit. Some migratory bird law.. I read about it, before.

But.. we’ll overlook that, for now. Make a sugar water mixture for it and see if you can get something it can drink it from. Something with neck on it, like a teapot or a little watering can.

You can at least take good care of it before it.. y’know.

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I......

oh.

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

VIOLENCE