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Chainsaw: Self-care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys
Knight Commander: No self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Chainsaw: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes
Greed: Everyone get unemployed. I will provide for us. Knight Commander: I love how safe everyone feels about being entirely dependent on a potentially psychopathic benefactor. Greed: I'm nice... Evil AI: He's literally nice
Critic: People on the internet are shipping us. Ego: To where?!
Knight Commander, on a plane trip: I'm nervous. Cult Leader: Is this your first time? Knight Commander: No, I've been nervous before.
Critic: I need some advice. Ego: You need advice, from me? Critic: Frightening, isn’t it?
Cult Leader: Hey, is Conspiracy Guy sleeping or dead? Chainsaw: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts. Dark Lord: Yeah, I have been feeling the same way. Conspiracy Guy: Okay first of all, fuck you-
[in a group chat] Chainsaw: It's just so sad that you guys don't live in the Federation area so you don't know what good pizza is. Conspiracy Guy: I just got into a car crash will you shut the fuck up for once? Conspiracy Guy: I'm dealing with much bigger fucking issues Chainsaw has removed Conspiracy Guy from the conversation Chainsaw: like the crust is just so much different
Knight Commander: Everyone, synchronize your watches! Conspiracy Guy: How could anyone know how to do that? Dark Lord: What is a watch? Cult Leader: Time is only a construct.
Chainsaw: Man, I sure do love being a straight male Megacorp CEO: $20 Conspiracy Guy: $22 Greed: $22.45 Chainsaw: They're bidding on me.
[In the Imperial prison cell after it was just hit by an earthquake] Evil AI: I'm gonna roll a perception check of… 4, and see if our cell is in any way damaged by this quake. JP, I guess: You're in a prison cell :) Cult Leader: You did great! Well, I got a 10- JP: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 Dark Lord: I got a 1! JP: You're in… a cube-shaped place.
Ego: You can never lose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end. Critic: Yes you can. Ego: Shut up, nerd.
Chainsaw, during the election debates: I don't like your accusatory tone. Greed: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.
I made a flowchart of who has the sponsorship and how they got it in Season 1.
This isn't a complete timeline of events. I'm just tracking where the physical sponsor goes, and I wanted nice chart to look at. Hopefully I can get Season 2 done next. I'm not doing Season 3 because they're all just generated by Greed.
You can also look at my spreadsheet for notes on what happens every episode, but they're less organized.
Ego: Hey, can you pronounce this better for me? Critic: I am literally just you on a voice changer. Ego: Woah, just breaking the fourth wall?
Sir Adblock: We’re back from the mission. Knight Commander: You… you went without me? Sir Newguy: You were looking up curse words in the dictionary, seemed like a better use of our time.
Mod Lint Intro Post
Hi... I'm the second mod on this blog... I joined on July 1, 2025.
You may have seen me around. The first mod hasn't been active on here in a while, and I thought I should post some stuff. Is everyone cool with daily-ish incorrect quotes? I'll also take suggestions, but I can't see asks on this blog; perhaps send them to my main @doitforthelentilsoup and say it's for this blog? My pronouns are she/they/it.
Also check out the blog's tag list here! I'm trying to stick to them.
By the way, if anyone has watched every video, but still wants more TWA, they should read the companion article to the Honest Thoughts video. It's a text version of a TWA episode!