HWJ: how can u say u love me when you spend every other night with madam gu and madam xu?! two hands aren't enough to count how many times you've missed dinner!!
JSZ, face buried in his hands: ...they're my political advisors
HWJ: what
JSZ, gesturing at GCY and XD: they're my political advisors
XD: hasn't fucked us once
GCY: tho not for my lack of trying

















