All hail the smutgod

I'm Silbena, and I'll guide you through the wonderful land of procrastinating in life and in things you like. I'll mostly reblog stuff, probably. If there's anything you'd like me to tag, just send me a message!

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

whoa I exist.

I'm also sleepy as heck

nothing really changes~!

[denif]

a little less useless; a ca fanmix

{ from childhood to then. happiness and accusation; suddenly we twist and turn to nowhere.

- however, with these childhood fantasies, what exactly have we become? }

i.  the white stripes - we’re going to be friends || ii.  lenka - don’t let me fall || iii.  vertical horizon- everything you want || iv.  vampire weekend - giving up the gun || v.  one republic- all we are || vi.  the last goodnight - pictures of you || vii.  angels and airwaves - lifeline || viii.  imogen heap - the walk || x.  florence and the machine - no light, no light || xi.  secondhand serenade - why 

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[terrorofbunnies-blog]

Does anyone follow me here that I don't have in my 3DS friend list yet-

[themythsofsinnoh]

Title: すいくん Artist: じょう

[emifail-deactivated20150203]

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

The Campground public project is really a cruel joke — you’re more than likely to have a full town when someone comes to visit, and it makes it all the more anguish-inducing when it’s someone you’d way prefer over whichever dumb idiot you’ve been pushing into pitfalls for two months. I feel like there should be a Bottomless Pit public project too, so you can pick up an undesirable villager’s house with a crane on such an occasion and toss it in.

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

I'm so bad at chaining it's not even funny-

Except fishing chaining, then I already got something

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

oh wow I have a personal tumblr I completely forgot about this

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

You return home from your outing to see a small white creature sitting on your bed.  It looks at you with it's tiny eyes and giant smile and giggles at the new company.  Leaping from your bed and running up to you, the little Sup Guy nuzzles his head against your leg a while before looking up at you.  "Sup?!~"

(Tizu loves you~)

... C-Cute....

[emotionalfairy-deactivated20190]

story time: one time a guy liked me so much that he kissed me and i had never been kissed before so i screamed and ran away and then he pulled me back and kissed me all over my face and now it’s 3 years later and we’re planning our wedding. so just kiss her for fuck’s sake, you might get a wife out of it. 

[gaylizardjail]

#you might get a wife or a restraining order

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

Stayed at home through the day, had my favourite dish for lunch, and will have chocolate cake after dinner, and otherwise, spent the day on the internet.

This is the kind of birthday I like.

[koryos]

all right guys here it is THE BIG GAY ANIMAL SEX POST

or in other words, “Why Nonhuman Homosexual and Asexual Behavior has both Survival and Reproductive Benefits” aka that lit review i’d like to write if i could ever be arsed to get around to it

yes reproductive benefits you heard correctly we’re gonna get there but first we better do a basic rundown of what I mean by homosexual/asexual behaviors

IRREVERENT DISCUSSION OF ANIMAL SEX BEHIND CUT YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

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[nisi-alumni-deactivated20140206]

Nisi Academy, a prestigious school in Japan. Many a teenagers dream of getting into this famed place. Many more end up in it without even meaning to or understanding what is going on.

A mysterious headmaster, but even more mysterious is what happens with the school itself. It’s like the world around the school is constantly changing, people stumbling into the school grounds by accident-

When the world changes around you, you never know what you might find.

[nisi-alumni-deactivated20140206]

Nisi-Alumni (Save our Students) is a brand new MFRP with a high school setting. All kinds of RPing are accepted here - what matters is that you have fun!

However, there is no AU. Characters stumble right from their canon and into this place, no matter if they are in school or not - and what happens next? Well, that is up to you. Are you going to try to find your way back? Are you going to try and discover what is going on this strange place? Or are you going to adapt?

Just remember, you never know what your classmates can be.

Masterlist | Story | Rules 

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[ashgaytchum-deactivated20161222]

One Creepypasta Masterpasta to rule them all

Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always nice to revisit them and maybe drag a few newbies in on the way down.

Note that some, perhaps a lot of these entries may contain potentially very triggering material.

GENERAL CREEPYPASTAS

you’re not scared, right?

mentality

tulpa

the kaleidoscope

forgotten valentine

string theory

dear abby

lost episodes

fog

he waits for you

out with a bang

psychosis

anna

on the bus

the baby doll

help us

up

the art of jacob emory

the door

photographs

happy puppet syndrome

persuaded

the midnight lock-up

perfectown

the text message

kisaragi station

huntsville camping trip

my fear of water

barricade

patient #0017983

the cabinet

the disappearance of ashley, kansas

button day

prey

the thing that stalks the fields

broadcast interruption

la muerta blanca

the agent from mipa

interference

the song and dance man

fresh faces

whispers

funnymouth

the dibbuk box

raincoat

the hands

fenter woods

hide

love

the creak of the door

thanks

the growths

alone

the story of her holding an orange (series)

new city village

gateway of the mind

notes

the blind man’s favour

listers rache

la nuit

the thing in the window

quiet

darkness

tower of silence

the guardian angel

a child’s eyes

the dolls

noend house

internet story (video)

julia legare

russian sleep experiment

falling

comes the test

the third wish

abandoned by disney

wake up

masterpiece

the memetic symbol

chiasma

normal porn for normal people

pretend

mr widemouth

the message

call me tomorrow, okay?

dust

liars

evaporation

doors

the masked man

ickbarr bigelsteine

the systelien specter

HACKED GAME/PROGRAM/LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTAS

majora’s mask: ben drowned

xorax

pokémon black (there is also a fanmade game, although it’s a WIP)

pokémon lost silver & game (game includes a “hidden” route not explained in the original creepypasta)

pokémon false red (playable ROM hack)

come follow me

snow on mt. silver

fallout 3 numbers station

morrowind: jvk1166z.esp

the theater 

squidward’s suicide

suicidemouse.avi

dead bart

candle cove

happy appy

NOTEWORTHY NON-FICTION

dyatlov pass incident

uvb-76

valentich disappearance

albert fish

salish sea human foot discoveries

the grinning man

green children

robert the doll

delphine lalaurie

time slip

cotard delusion

benjaman kyle

spontaneous human combustion

toynbee tiles

gef

belchen tunnel

lead masks case

tunguska event

unethical human experimentation in the united states

gilles de rais

unit 731

polybius

southern television broadcast interruption

exploding head syndrome

gil perez

solway firth spaceman

taman shud case

black triangle

out of place artifacts

shag harbour incident

kaz II

the hum

unexplained disappearances

BONUS! TAKING THE EDGE OFF

the prince’s fresh start

they’re everywhere

the dead skull

day of all the blood

repercussions of evil (video, text in desc.)

the theater gameplay and commentary (after the game hack pasta)

pandimensional vending

=3 lost episode

[rjestudio]

WATCH THIS SILLY ANIME ABOUT BOYS IN SPEEDOS THEY SAID IT’S JUST FANSERVICE AND GAY UST IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

trying to pick classes for next semester but the website is really slow

and when it finally loads it has been idle for too long and logged me out

looks like I'll be here for a while

[mearry1713]

It crossed my mind that I should just let go  “I was scared.”

[terrorofbunnies-blog]

I have this issue where I fall in love with characters

so right now I'm in love with a robot dog