@wolfpupy twitter ask meme
β its all fun and games until its not that anymore β
β i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad β
β only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful β
β if theres one thing i dont know about its everything β
β heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide β
β surfs up. hail satan β
β after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor β
β hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever β
β in a way arenβt we all responsible for my actions β
β some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense β
β if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance β
β i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid β
β take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares β
β you know the old saying, boys will be trash β
β one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa β
β if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the huntedΒ β
β lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps? β
β iβve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them β
β learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit β
β there are few things in life that canβt be achieved with occult dark magic β
β how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen β
β halloween is forever bitch β
β who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time β
β looks like things are always happening once again β
β i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing β
β im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times β
β the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead β
β tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that iβve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it β
β i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch β
β i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one β
β piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead β
β the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price β
β we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next weβll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it β
β sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us β
β yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise β
β for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that β
β yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both βhandsomeβ and βradiantβ, too bad i got hit by that car β
β stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in β
β blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash β
β if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on β
β hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news β
β iβll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here β
β iβve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it β
β wow, iβve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. iβve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever β
β stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons β
β dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies β
β blood is just natureβs red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once β
β reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic β
β if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor β
β its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future β
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