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Name is Destin, He/They, Asexual. French.I play games and have strong opinions. I live in the UK. 18 years old. body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/special/spe-3/spe267.cur), progress !important;}

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Meredith: Abomination. Anders: Stupidhead.

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fashion tips from the circle

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Alistair: That helmet looks kind of… lame. Warden: You know what’s not lame? Warden: SAFETY.

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submitted by @smith-relatable

Inquisitor: I’ve done more than anyone in charge here! Chancellor Roderick: You BLEW UP everyone in charge here!

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submitted by @marigoldfaucet

Elven Inquisitor: My name is Mahanon of Clan Lavellan, First to the Keeper and proud member of the Dalish. Chancellor Roderick: Can’t I just call you ‘Elf’? Elven Inquisitor: Elven Inquisitor: Bit racist.

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submitted by @mischief7manager

Hawke: So how’d you convince the whole party to betray me? What’d you offer them? Desire demon: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes. Hawke: I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.

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submitted by @top-hat-white-tie-and-tails

Sebastian: My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure. Varric: My strength will be the strength of eleven if you don’t shut up.

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submitted by @biotichedgehog

Hawke: One time, Isabela’s… uh, friend? Came over here. Hawke: All he did was lie seductively on the piano… And fed himself grapes. Hawke: I don’t really like that guy. Hawke: But I admire his lifestyle.

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submitted by @krogancutie

Inquisitor: Why should I die? I’m not the asshole. Solas:

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submitted by @paranormole

Petrice: That’s all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner? Hawke: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.

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submitted by @anightvaleintern

Anders: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! Anders: I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Anders: Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Anders lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your Chantry down. With the lemons!

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submitted by anonymous

Inquisitor: Now, the most important thing is, we have to work as a team, which means: you do everything I tell you. Team:

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submitted by @tobefearfulofthenight

Varric: Fenris broke up with you? Hawke: It was a mutual thing. Or at least, he told me it was a mutual thing. Narrator: He dumped her. It was brutal.

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submitted by Marissa

Hawke: All you know how to do is complain, complain, complain. You know when life gives you lemons… Fenris: I complain about the lemons!

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submitted by @spyderqueen

Iron Bull: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed. Inquisitor: I’m sorry, you were stabbed? Iron Bull: Lightly stabbed.

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submitted by @mischief7manager

Hawke: In my defense, I was the only saying we should stop hitting. Hawke (mid-battle): Stop hitting them! Kicking them will hurt more!

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submitted by @friendharel

Inquisitor: It’s hard to believe you. Solas: Why? Inquisitor: I think it’s your chin. Solas: My chin? Inquisitor: Yeah, it’s quite villainous.

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submitted by @cardiac-ossification

Inquisitor: Ever read a book that changed your life? [Inquisitor presents the book of the Inquisition] Inquisitor: Me neither.