BLÅHAJ Blast

he/him --- collects other people with atomic robo icons like pez dispensers. you may already be part of the collection --- lov me boyfren @lightninglures --- FFXIV: Big Behemoth on Diabolos

[catasters]

[mmy7souvlaki]

i think everyone needs to see this

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[heavenpierceher]

[kumaclaw]

After a long day’s work at the office, Beardad starts to wind down for the long bus ride home. He did good today. …!

[teathattast]

[hustlerose]

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[yellbug]

i can't stop thinking about her

[birdsareblooming]

For the love of god stop

[mantafurr]

Nautical fan

[finns-gifs]

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[flipchild]

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[orcboxer]

do NOT let my cousin drive

[tatzelwurming]

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening

[tatzelwurming]

least helpful thing to have echoing in your skull while you are apartment hunting