BLÅHAJ Blast

he/him --- collects other people with atomic robo icons like pez dispensers. you may already be part of the collection --- lov me boyfren @lightninglures --- FFXIV: Big Behemoth on Diabolos

[furryprovocateur]

this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

[vacuously-true]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

[motogen]

21st century

[huffylemon]

[narcissistcookbook]

uh oh

[miraclemaya]

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

[witchofanguish]

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

[miraclemaya]

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

*c'est la vie

[miraclemaya]

god damn it

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*sacrebleu

[sawbf]

Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[parkchanwoohoo]

Finally got around to getting the bookmarks bar to show up again on my Firefox browser and I have zero recollection of saving these at all. It looks like I was planning a dinner party for a neopet

[spamdini]

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[fluff-e-boy]

[fluff-e-boy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[garbage-empress]

[garbage-empress]

you listened to your plug, and kept chiefin on the chungus

[yellbug]

modesty

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[tessellated-sunl1ght]

@dualclock joypost for you

[important-animal-images]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.