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he/him --- collects other people with atomic robo icons like pez dispensers. you may already be part of the collection --- lov me boyfren @lightninglures --- FFXIV: Big Behemoth on Diabolos

[spamdini]

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[fluff-e-boy]

[fluff-e-boy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[garbage-empress]

[garbage-empress]

you listened to your plug, and kept chiefin on the chungus

[yellbug]

modesty

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[tessellated-sunl1ght]

@dualclock joypost for you

[important-animal-images]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[important-animal-images]

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[ink-the-artist]

Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.

[transhuman-priestess]

[void-of-erebos]

Oh hang on.

Fuck you

[totallynotgayforyou]

[fangirltothefullest]

The tags were correct the behind the scenes for this one are hilarious!

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[mother-2]

[drinkypie]

wow i guess i spent too much time on the internet today cuz for a second i read ‘crochet’ as like. crocodile heterosexual. just for a moment there

[karrakazz]

i was just looking thru all the posts ive tagged #noscurvy and there have been three about people on here not being able to peel oranges. is this some kind of pattern. hang on

peeling orange

easy. normal

hard but i can do it

i only eat easy-peel clementines

i do not eat citrus fruits for whatever reason

knife

Voting ended onJun 30

[karrakazz]