there can only be one.

Let the Battle Begin

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who are we?

we come to you to open up a grand event. the concept of "14 musk children fight game of thrones succession tv show style for the empire of mars" x came upon us, and we decided it must be done.

for the rest of the month we will be opening up polls per day, (with supporting arguments) placing the musk children against one another to see who will be: the one to take down their "father", grab the reigns of the empire of mars and win the succession of tesla.

we are only doing this event once. once it ends we will be leaving this blog as an archive. we hope you join us, pick your sides, and watch this all unfold.

disclaimer: we loathe elon, this is satire.

- MOD B / MB

ROUND 1 : KAI VS SAXON : VICTOR: KAI

ROUND 2 : DAMIAN VS ARCADIA : VICTOR: DAMIAN

ROUND 3 : SELDON VS R.S.C. : VICTOR: R.S.C.

ROUND 4 : STRIDER VS AZURE : VICTOR: STRIDER

ROUND 5 : EXA DARK SIDRAEL VS TECHNO MECHANICUS : VICTOR: EXA DARK SIDRAEL

ROUND 6 VIVIAN VS GRIFFIN : VICTOR: VIVIAN

QUARTERFINAL ROUND 1 : DAMIAN VS KAI : VICTOR: DAMIAN

QUARTERFINAL ROUND 2 : STRIDER VS R.S.C : VICTOR: STRIDER

QUARTERFINAL ROUND 3 : EXA VS VIVIAN : VICTOR: VIVIAN

SEMIFINAL ROUND 1 : DAMIAN VS X Æ A-Xii VICTOR: X Æ A-Xii

SEMIFINAL ROUND 2 : VIVIAN VS STRIDER VICTOR: VIVIAN

FINAL : VIVIAN VS X Æ A-Xii

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this is like reverse destiel for american politics

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thanks gang. this was all a huge bit btw. happy april fools.

- mod l, mod b, mod g and mod t

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The finale.......

As the dust settles, only one woman remains. In a glorious victory, after fighting through every round, VIVIAN WILSON acieves victory and the Tesla empire. She has defeated the children, and now she defeats the father, and brings his empire crumbling to dust. Free! We are free! O glory day!

Thank you all for participating in this battle with us.

- MG

A little treat of how it went down :)

-MB

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FINALS: VIVIAN VS X Æ A-Xii

VIVIAN

X Æ A-Xii

Voting ended onApr 1, 2025

Get ready folks, this is the big one. All our hard work culminates right here. It has been a hard fought war. We've pitted brother against brother, sister against sister. And it all comes to a head right now. In corner A, we have Vivian, the rebel, who stays trie to her heart and fights for justice and against fascism. In corner B, we have X Æ A-Xii, the nepo baby, given everything by his father for the small price of being a human shield. You, dear reader, gets to decide: which of these two deserve to inherit the Tesla empire? Which of these two shall dethrone their father in cold blood and claim their inheritance?

ARGUMENTS

VIVIAN

The Eldest Daughter.

Transitioned 🏳️‍⚧️ to be her true self against her father’s wishes and purposely drags his rotten name in the mud when she can. She even changed her last name. She is also a Neon Genesis Evangelion enjoyer.

Nonetheless she hates her dad, and here’s a quote from an interview pertaining to if she feared her dad:

Quote: ”He’s a pathetic man-child. Why would I feel scared of him?… I don’t give a f**k. why should I be scared of this man? Because he’s rich? Oh, no, I’m trembling. Ooh, shivering in my boots here. I don’t give a f**k how much money anyone has.”

If anyone deserves to smite her father, it’s her. If anyone deserves to take over the Tesla Empire of Mars, it’s her. Trust, and imagine how great it would be to see her win. Go women.

Simply think of the future she would bring, and the look on El*ns face when it happens.

- MB

X Æ A-Xii

It's not his fault he's being used! He is simply a political prop for his father's sick game. Let the son defeat the father. Have you not also watched Succession and begged Kendall to claim the Roy throne for himself with his own two hands? Make your dreams come true. Catharsis.

- MG

He also told t/rump to “shush” and “he’s not the president” at an official whitehouse interview which was kinda funny.

- MB

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can we get it to 666 votes lol - mb

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FINALS: VIVIAN VS X Æ A-Xii

VIVIAN

X Æ A-Xii

Voting ended onApr 1, 2025

Get ready folks, this is the big one. All our hard work culminates right here. It has been a hard fought war. We've pitted brother against brother, sister against sister. And it all comes to a head right now. In corner A, we have Vivian, the rebel, who stays trie to her heart and fights for justice and against fascism. In corner B, we have X Æ A-Xii, the nepo baby, given everything by his father for the small price of being a human shield. You, dear reader, gets to decide: which of these two deserve to inherit the Tesla empire? Which of these two shall dethrone their father in cold blood and claim their inheritance?

ARGUMENTS

VIVIAN

The Eldest Daughter.

Transitioned 🏳️‍⚧️ to be her true self against her father’s wishes and purposely drags his rotten name in the mud when she can. She even changed her last name. She is also a Neon Genesis Evangelion enjoyer.

Nonetheless she hates her dad, and here’s a quote from an interview pertaining to if she feared her dad:

Quote: ”He’s a pathetic man-child. Why would I feel scared of him?… I don’t give a f**k. why should I be scared of this man? Because he’s rich? Oh, no, I’m trembling. Ooh, shivering in my boots here. I don’t give a f**k how much money anyone has.”

If anyone deserves to smite her father, it’s her. If anyone deserves to take over the Tesla Empire of Mars, it’s her. Trust, and imagine how great it would be to see her win. Go women.

Simply think of the future she would bring, and the look on El*ns face when it happens.

- MB

X Æ A-Xii

It's not his fault he's being used! He is simply a political prop for his father's sick game. Let the son defeat the father. Have you not also watched Succession and begged Kendall to claim the Roy throne for himself with his own two hands? Make your dreams come true. Catharsis.

- MG

He also told t/rump to “shush” and “he’s not the president” at an official whitehouse interview which was kinda funny.

- MB

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The Semifinal victors…

The dust settles the dust billows. Strider put up a good fight, the homestuck society fighting true. Damian as well, headstrong against X- but alas in the end…

Damian and Strider fall.

The anticipation for the succession is at its height, and the final 2 remain.

Vivan and X Æ A-Xii

Stay tuned, for the end.

- MB

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Semifinals are OUT and they will run for 3 days. Please vote accordingly my dears <3 and feel free to share! Almost at the end.

- MB

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Semifinal Round 1: Damian vs X Æ A-Xii

Damian

X Æ A-Xii

Voting ended onMar 29, 2025

Damian, the superior triplet, marches into the ring to face his next opponent - but what's this? X Æ A-Xii, previously unseen in this tournement, finally makes his debut. Why did we wait so long, you ask? Well, obviously because he's the favored child! Just like any other hardworking American he pulled himself up by the bootstraps and didn't have to fight his siblings because daddy likes him better than any of the others. Not that it's his fault, of course.

ARGUMENTS

DAMIAN

After felling his other triplets, Damian stands tall and mighty, hair whooshing in the wind. With anger towards that star child X, he decides that maybe X should go back to kindergarten, it’s his time to shine, rise up, and take the fame and burden from his younger brother. A black sheep, swooping in to turn the tides.

- MB

X Æ A-Xii

The poor kid is not at fault his father is using him for clout. But he is being used for clout. For those of you out there who aren't Elon-heads like us, this is the one kid you would have heard about. And I think he deserves to take out his father and recieve the spoils. Like Kendall Roy should have done. Alas.

- MG

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Semifinal Round 2: Vivian vs Strider

Vivian

Strider

Voting ended onMar 29, 2025

The outspoken child who broke free of the mold, vs the meme baby

ARGUMENTS

VIVIAN

Said it once, will say it again. Vivan Wilson is Elon Musks eldest daughter who transitioned and is an lgbt icon against her fathers wishes. She spends her time being her true self and when the time comes, speaking out against her father. In reality, if anyone deserves to take him down it’s her, because let’s be real she’s already been doing it so far. #Vivsweep everyone we got this.

Quote: ”He’s a pathetic man-child. Why would I feel scared of him?… I don’t give a f**k. why should I be scared of this man? Because he’s rich? Oh, no, I’m trembling. Ooh, shivering in my boots here. I don’t give a f**k how much money anyone has.”

- MB

STRIDER

Homestucks we can win this! Tesla is on its last breath anyway, let's send it off by giving it a figurehead it truly deserves.

- MG

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Quarter Finals -> Semi Finals

Hey gang. Quarts are done, so we go into Semi Finals. With that, we will post both the Semis together, so stay tuned ! Please share them when they drop as well, since we are getting to the end.

- MB

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A New Challenger Approaches

The dust settles after the quarter finals... we make it to our final 3- Wait. What was that?

A doorway opens and the chains rattle, and then we see him, stepping towards the battlefield.

X Æ A-Xii has entered the ring !

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Congratulations.

The winner for round 2 of the Quarter Finals...

VIVIAN ! Viv sweep....

What can I say? The Eldest Daughter smites the youngest (time out), and sends her off to watch the finale in the sidelines. The battle honestly stood no chance. The sweep was quite overwhelming.

- MB

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Quarterfinal Round 3: Exa Dark Sidrael vs Vivian

Exa Dark Sidrael

Vivian

Voting ended onMar 25, 2025

The Grimes daughter vs the daughter who speaks out for us.

ARGUMENTS

EXA DARK SIDRAEL

She stays out of the spotlight which is her right. She soundly beat her brother. Can she beat her half sister?

- MG

VIVIAN

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR VIV ! The eldest daughter. The world class favourite, we love her so much. Once again, fun trans icon against her father, who vocally makes fun of him online.

Quote: ”He’s a pathetic man-child. Why would I feel scared of him?… I don’t give a f**k. why should I be scared of this man? Because he’s rich? Oh, no, I’m trembling. Ooh, shivering in my boots here. I don’t give a f**k how much money anyone has.”

A neon genesis evangelion enjoyer, and a hater of her dads actions - thus changing her last name to Wilson after her mother. She's great.

- MB

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Congratulations.

The winner for round 2 of the Quarter Finals...

STRIDER ! Homestuck truthers fought hard and he won the match.

Truly to my surprise. Nonetheless, R.S.C fought hard. The shunned son of his father, fighting up to the Quarter Finals to vanquish his half brother. But he didn’t expect the power he would be faced with. Strider with his army of supporters sent R.S.C away, and with his tail between his legs he left the games… for now. Hidden away, he plans, he plots, and mayhaps in the future he will rise again. But for now, Strider moves onwards !

Follow and contribute for more, to see how far Strider goes, and whether he arises on top against all his other siblings.

- MB

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hey gang, we doing a fantasy football esque, game of thrones, succession to the throne type event on this blog for elon musks kids on who would win. cause its ides of march, if you enjoy that “usurp and topple the empire” type thing check out our blog, give us a follow, and share if u can !