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I'm Tessa and I'm a kawaii motherfucker. (◕‿◕✿)

[tessaray]

whst the fuck

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[toshio]

[del-hell-deactivated20170828]

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

no really, it’s in construction

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

it’s coming along nicely

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

they put up the flags

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Updates:

[juelzsantanabandana]

Me when I walk in: LEMME GET THAT DOUBLE SEAA WEEEEEEEEED DEEEEEEE LUUUUUUUUUUXX 👋🏾😩🎤

[ihaveringworm-deactivated202005]

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[peacefulhippie]

this could be us but you playin

[deejay]

My religion is not your fuckin’ met gala costume

[beautiful-advertisements]

Outfit idea

[zappavolta]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[powerfulwizard]

one of the dogs posted this

[powerfulwizard]

this one specifically

[honted]

i swear to god please take this down tigger is so old and so tired and doesn’t deserve to be made fun of

[bunnie-blogging]

No sudden moves around the boss, got it?

[digitalmainframe]

This is the content I come here to see.

[letmebegaytodd]

@bennygeck-o

[tessaray]

You: hooty hoo

Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?

[timeevaporating]

[virizions]

[teathattast]

[littlemissh0ney]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD