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does croutons know how to count to 4
his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŚ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŚ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Â
So you know.Â
This might be the real one, yâall.
I could use some luck
stop deactivating
i thought we all agreed we were here forever
French-Iranian author and illustrator Marjane Satrapi, best known for the book and film âPersopolisâ, has died of "sadness", members of her
This one hurt, her work had such a profound effect on my life, thoughts, and politics.
May her memory be a blessing
my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.
these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck
I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what
the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked
one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away
you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine
i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao
you should also be able to do this to job listings
Iâve personally been really enjoying this new section of fb marketplace
we all have that one homie who was never the same after procuring a strange & menacing amulet
so hey
I'm learning many things
wait he literally has an actual physical amulet I thought it was a metaphor
tshirt that says "i do not consent to being filmed" on the front and "i am in witness protection and if you film me and post it online you could be directly responsible for my death" on the back
when someone post a picture of me and my shirt online i then deploy my 87 alt accounts posing as various members of the mob to send the uploader messages demanding to know the whereabouts of the person in the image and making it implicitly clear that i plan to harm them
a graph based on my observations
I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
Remember when console OS stuff was trying to invoke strange and wondrous technological voids? I miss that.
Fun UI design has fallen so far to the wayside these days and it bums me the fuck out
Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"
kids of color, youâre allowed to get a bitey when a white friend does something racist. literally 0 percent of people of color are obligated to be nice and palatable for white people. holding your tongue in the name of kindness doesnât really do much in regards to stuff like this because white people are going to see you calling out their own racism as unkind anyways. white people, if a person of color comes off as aggressive while calling you out for racism, just fucking listen to them. theyâre not coming from nowhere, and believe it or not: they know more about racism than you do! shocker, i know. just thickskin it, because itâs really not about you.
white ppl can rb but keep your damn mouths shut
"don't bother cursing him: his whole life has gone wrong." ORESTES MAN LEAVE HIM ALONE đđđ
Youâve heard of âi didnât say it was good, i said i liked it,â get ready for âi said it had some technical problems & didnât fully deliver on its themes, not that i didnât like itâ
#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#âand especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'â
REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs
I have a baby cousin who's Two Spirit.
Their parents are leftists, open minded, pro LGBTQ+, learned to use the right pronouns (to their face at least) all that jazz.
Their Auntie grew up in a remote area, little old fashioned, doesn't really "get" the non binary thing, and hasn't quite got the hang of the singular 'they' yet. But she tries.
When my cousin got injured and couldn't drive their parents shrugged and told them to quit their job.
Their Auntie drove them to and from work every day until they got their cast off.
Which family member do you think they'll ask next time they need help?
Do you want to be ideologically perfect, or do you want to help?
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