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@testifiedtactician
You laugh a little, sighing softly. You look down at the newborns for a moment, before looking at him again, soft smile on your lips.
It’s fine. You’re here now and that’s what matters.
You look down at them for a moment an- wait a minute, them? You look back at her and raise an eyebrow.
Just to clarify. You're aware there are two of them, right?
You have been careful not to fall into a deep sleep, wishing to be awake upon his arrival. As such, you open your eyes from your nap; you are just as calm, happy, relieved. He’s finally there, and that makes you happy; you don’t even mind him being late at all, you’re just happy he came.
You would sit up if you could. But instead, you just smile at him, tired eyes gazing at him, sleepy voice greeting him.
You move into the room and give a small sigh, standing by her side and kissing her forehead. "Sorry, babe. Fuck. I wouldn't've been late but... friggin' shit... and..." you say, before giving up and closing your eyes, pinching the bridge of your nose.
Not so expected, today was the day you were both eager and stressed about. It wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. Actually, it went at lot better. You tell yourself you were probably scared for nothing. You are resting in your hospital bed, after you had to came in quick earlier today. To your big surprise, you aren’t holding one, but two kids, twins again. It’s not something you are every going to complain about, though. The doctor said it was a boy and girl. You didn’t even know that could happen. You wonder how Dirk will react? He was stressed for a kid, but two…
As the newborns calmed down, you two decided to shut your eyes for a moment, waiting for him. He should be here soon.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are fucking late. After dropping off Heather at the hospital, you had to leave to run some very important errands. Panicking the entire time, it took you a lot longer than it should have done to do these things.
You're running to the hospital because your car just-so happened to break down. Today, of all days. The world fucking hates you; you've decided.
You more or less burst through the hospital doors and probably cause a few delays with how many people you nearly push into walls on your way to the room, but you get there. You open the door and just sorta... stand there.
holy shit
LIKE actually functioning tentacle??? OR JUST dildo that looks like tentacle???
The latter, unfortunately.
BLUH
i dunno probs wouldn’t even count, knowin these assholes AND I REALLY DOUBT THE WEEN KING WOULD LET ME DO SHIT WITH HIS TENTACLES
Wait, I think my girlfriend has a tentacle dildo lying around somewhere.
bad dragon???
Bad Dragon is this website where you can buy dildos.
I dunno if it's worth buying one just to kiss it though.
Metallica - The Unforgiven II
I keep disappearing for the longest amounts of time and it's not even funny.
You nearly fall on the ground as he jolts up, holding yourself up with a hand on a close call.
Hey!— Don’t worry, it’s gonna be fine!
For some reason, today seemed like you were making mistake after mistake. You slowly sunk to the ground again and held your head in your hands, shaking it slightly.
God dammit.
You nod, passing a hand through his hair.
Yeah. I’m guessed probably next week.
You immediately get up, looking around the room.
Noooononono. It can't get here yet.
We're nowhere near finished preparing.
You laugh softly into the kiss, locking your fingers behind his neck and waiting a couple of second before breaking it, gazing into his eyes.
It’s only a couple of days away.
You lean down and lay your head on her shoulder, sighing a bit.
...wait, the kid?
You turn around a little, grabbing his face with your hands on his cheek and laying a quick peck on his lips.
And it’s because I believe you that you better be fine.
You smirk, giving in and turning your head to kiss her deeply.
You lean more on him, nearly pushing as to play.
Just make sure not to exhaust yourself.
You smirk a bit, leaning back against her and kissing her cheek.
I'll be fine, babe.
As he gets a bit closer, you lay your cheek against his shoulder, looking up at him with a light, soft smile.
Doing it right doesn’t mean having to build everything from scratch. It’s just… Being there, and taking good care of the child.
You laugh a little, not letting up just yet.
I beg to differ. Doing it right means going big or going home.
You chuckle a little under your breath, uncrossing your arms and resting your hands in the pockets of your hoodie. You move up to him, sitting down.
How would that be cheating?
You shake your head a little, continuing to fiddle with the wood. You are very determined to put this thing together properly. You lean against her a little as you continue putting it together.
'Cause... I gotta do this properly.
the confusion is starting early
this might help
Was that dog just acting as if she had tits?
I'm sat here trying to figure out what your profile picture is.
