Joe Biden is a lesbian????

[briarmoss]

You WILL look at my weird son

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[dunmertitty]

i get that’s it’s not always obvious when i’m on my lunch but you’d think people would notice not to bother me when i’m hunched over eating a vegetarian burger like that bitch eating his son

hold on what is this gif

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[starqueensterlexa]

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

[starqueensterlexa]

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

[steve-likes-robots]

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

[starqueensterlexa]

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

[socialistfremenist]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Vengeance Dust, a cloud of floating red spores that cause creatures that inhale them to become filled with thoughts of revenge for previous wrongs.

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[babushkaat]

[swarnpert]

mao zedong shirt in the live action scooby doo movie

[charl0ttan]

huh? oh sorry, ive just been feeling off since the divorce. its been a lot. yeah. it still hurts when i think about everything she took. whatever, i know you're here for a reason. if the other side of this bridge you wish to see, you must answer my riddle one☝️😔

[clonerightsagenda]

I don't *want* to read romantasy/dystopian romance but sometimes a premise is so bewildering I kind of want to

Set in a corrupt surveillance state ruled by the masked elite, this true enemies-to-lovers dystopian romance that’s Conform meets V For Vendetta follows a mercenary who botches the assassination of the president’s son and ends up forced to marry him.

How did this happen? Does the president hate his terrible nepo baby failson and he wants the MC to kill him for real? Did the assassination attempt go so badly that through a Looney Tunes series of events the MC ended up in a compromising position with the Nepo Baby President Son and has to pretend to be passionately in love with him, something his father immediately accepts without question? Does the book at any point reference the 'kill your father and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower' meme? The people (me) demand answers

[clonerightsagenda]

tumblr veteran John Gaius speaking to his group of mindwiped colleagues: We’ve come a long way establishing the Houses, so I wanted to memorialize that by making a video. *taps his tablet and Matchbox Twenty’s “How Far We’ve Come” starts playing*

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[briarmoss]

Doctor Cobra of the day:

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯