The Wildest Kat

I'm Kitty Wilde, junior at University of Texas and member of Texas Cheer.  If you're looking for more than friendship from me, which you likely are if you have a penis and have made it through this masterfully written intro, just know I'm out of your league and not interested. I hear those buttaface Pom girls are easy though...maybe you have a shot with one of them. - xoxo Kitty Wilde

[buckeyefinnhudson]

I can’t believe Spring Break is almost here...

[buckeyefinnhudson]

Yeah but I had to make it interesting. I could tell it but mom would kill me. 

[texankitty-blog]

So you and your mom are keeping some big secret from all of your friends?

[utrachelberry-deactivated201510]

Just to visit the city for the week. My Dads surprised me with this trip. 

[texankitty-blog]

Oh, that’s nice I guess. Have you been before or is it your first time?

[longhornmarls-deactivated202002]

Like what? I’m alone in Texas.

[texankitty-blog]

Well, I’m here too you know. We could always drive down to Mexico and hang out on a beach while getting drunk on margaritas. Where’s Finn though? I figured you two would be spending the time together.

[texankitty-blog]

utquinnfabray:

Is it too early to be making plans for Spring Break? I’ve been dreaming of beaches for a few days now. 

It’s never too early. Where are you going? Or are you already there?

[texankitty-blog]

utrachelberry:

Is it Spring Break yet? I’m anxiously awaiting for my trip to New York.

Are you going for any special reason or just to visit the city?

[buckeyefinnhudson]

I can’t believe Spring Break is almost here...

[texankitty-blog]

utfinnhudson:

And that I have no plans. Well I do but I can’t talk about them because my mom said it will cause jealousy and we wouldn’t want that.

You know it’s incredibly rude to make a post about a secret you can’t tell, right?

[texankitty-blog]

marley-dylan-rose:

Finally a break from school. I don’t know if I’ll be doing anything fun this week or just sleep the whole time.

You should definitely do something. Spring break only happens once a year. 

[texankitty-blog]

Texts || Mikitty

Mike: I'm not sure how I feel; I miss her and at the same time our relationship was so much worse than I ever realized. But I wouldn't turn down a drink or a hug.

Kitty: I'm sorry you had to go through that, Mike. Well...I'm happy to give you both if you want to hangout sometime this week.

[texankitty-blog]

utrachelberry:

Possibly. But one can never tell these days. Here’s to hoping the future will be better than the present. 

It usually is. 

[texankitty-blog]

utrachelberry:

I know… For now, I’m just going to work on me. No more boys, no more relationships. Brody and I decided to just stay friends. There were no romantic feelings in between us two. But I have the Twelfth Nights to keep me occupied. And maybe just maybe, I’ll find someone and will be able to hold onto longer without insecurities getting in the way.

That sounds like it might be for the best. Men are completely useless, Berry. I wouldn’t hold landing and keeping one up as an aspiration. 

[texankitty-blog]

Texts || Mikitty

Mike: -_-

Mike: Remember how I said I wasn't blind to who she really is? It turns out I was wrong. Honestly, I avoid downtown like the plague during SXSW. What you're saying makes sense, though, from a business perspective. Nothing gets popular without corporations trying to capitalize off of it. Yeah, that's an entire level of disastrous that I didn't even think of.

Kitty: I KNOW.

Kitty: Aww, Mike. On a scale of drinking away your sorrows to needing a hug, how depressed are you right now? I went last year for like a day but couldn't handle the crowds. It's not worth it.

[longhornmarls-deactivated202002]

Private || Karley

[texankitty-blog]

marley-dylan-rose:

I’m sure he’d like anything I gave him.

This is true. I guess I just like the idea of giving really nice things on special occasions. 

[texankitty-blog]

It seems it’s time to ring in a new month already? Is is just me or does it seem like time is flying by lately?

It’s so flying by. Are you nervous about graduating and entering the real world of adults?

[longhornmarls-deactivated202002]

Private || Karley

[texankitty-blog]

marley-dylan-rose:

You don’t think he’ll like it for other occasions? 

I think he’d like it for every occasion. But if you don’t save that for special days, then what are you going to give him on those special days? You have to save something for special occasions. 

[texankitty-blog]

utrachelberry:

 I know, I just wish it had lasted a bit longer than that. But I guess with my insecurities it was for the best. 

It’s so for the best. Guys like Puck never change. If you want to be with him, you have to trust that what you have is more special than anything he could have with any other girl...and that has to be enough. 

[texankitty-blog]

utrachelberry:

It was something silly. But it was something along the line of us not dating each other and only sticking to our kind. 

That doesn’t sound silly. It sounds oddly wise for a high school. You and Puck couldn’t be more unalike. I’m surprised you lasted that whole week that you did. 

[texankitty-blog]

Texts || Mikitty

Mike: Hunter had terrible judgment, obviously. How did that even come up in conversation between you two?

Mike: I'm avoiding it because there's nothing to talk about. We broke up. Wait, really? But Austin without hipsters wouldn't be the same city. Who would go to ACL and SXSW? I don't remember the details, but I definitely remember reading something about a building haunted by the ghosts of a bunch of frat boys.

Kitty: I won a twerking contest last year and thought it was something to be proud of. According to him that made me a slut.

Kitty: What? You and Santana broke up? How is that not the news of the century? Why? I thought you two were good...even though Santana's a little crazy. Oh my god, have you been to SXSW lately. It's overrun by corporations and businesses. Music festivals can only keep their hipster cred for a few years before people try to make money off it. That haunted house sounds like a disaster. Frat guys are bad enough, but I'm guessing frat boy ghosts wouldn't have any hesitations about copping a feel.