Texts From Another Period

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(226):

His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice

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(914):

fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever

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(708):

On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence

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(334):

he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.

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(510):

It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.

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(610):

I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.

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(480):

burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.

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(484):

Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral

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(860):

I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.

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(571):

Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night

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(201):

Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room

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(813):

But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny

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(314):

I enjoy the company of your penis

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(567):

So I'm never gonna get to see you again?

(740):

Hopefully.

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I’m back!

Hey, guys! Sorry it’s been awhile but I’ve got some new content queued up. I hope you enjoy. If you have any suggestions feel free to let me know and I’ll see what I can do. :)

-Kristina

Ps.  who’s excited for the new season!

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Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits

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(415):

Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.