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@textsfromanotherperiod
(226):
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
(914):
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
(708):
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
(334):
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
(510):
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
(610):
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
(480):
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
(484):
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
(860):
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
(571):
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
(201):
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
(813):
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
(314):
I enjoy the company of your penis
(567):
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
(740):
Hopefully.
I’m back!
Hey, guys! Sorry it’s been awhile but I’ve got some new content queued up. I hope you enjoy. If you have any suggestions feel free to let me know and I’ll see what I can do. :)
-Kristina
Ps. who’s excited for the new season!
(+44):
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
(415):
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.