another stunning display of textual acuity.

the name's eli goldsworthy. apparently people are doing these show-your-texts-on-tumblr-for-the-world-to-see things. i don't get it, either, but here you go. my ask box is OPEN

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i’m pissing myself how the fuck did i accidentally log into this account it’s been 600 years

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Suicide is preventable. If you or anyone you know is having thoughts of suicide, help is available 24/7. 

If you live in the US: Call The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255. Or reach them on their website: www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org 

If you live in Canada: Call Kids Help Phone at 1-800-668-6868. Or reach them on their website: www.kidshelpphone.ca 

And please remember, you are never alone.

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This is literally the greatest blog I've ever seen. Thank you. Thank you so much.

No, no, no...thank you.

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 You're actually not the first person to ask me that...

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your blog is basically perfect. I've been on your blog for the past two hour and I can't get off. It's just amazing. But at the same time I hate you for making me addicted to your blog.

Well, I'm glad that I could entertain you--even if it makes you hate me.

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 I don't usually do cute texts, but I'll make an exception this once, haha.

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 As a matter of fact...

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Why, yes, we did! And it was lovely. In fact, I not only have texts,

But I have completely legitimate photographs from it, too.

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