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(My headcanon is that Abernathy studied ballet as a kid and just kept doing it because it was such intense workout.)

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Mrs. Goldstein: What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?

Tina: That it's offensive to the Devil?

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Jacob: I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is loving. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact!

Newt: Then, how come you ain't scored once since you got rejected by Queenie?

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(+44): He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.

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(254): I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

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Hey, can I submit texts for this blog?

Absolutely

Tina: [breaks window]

Tina: Vandalism is wrong, Credence.

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“Thank you for coming to see me. Don’t hesitate to leave.”

The patented Percival Graves way of getting rid of junior aurors™

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Graves: See this? This is my "I don't care" face.

Seraphina: That's your normal face.

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My aesthetic is ‘would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens.

Queenie Goldstien

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