The Bright Sessions/TAMA Texts From Last Night @textsfromtheatypicals - Tumblr Blog

Oliver: Can I use your boat

Oliver: Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?

Mark: wth is going on? It’s the middle of the night

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Chloe: i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity

Chloe: **cactuseses

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Adam: i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.

Caleb: please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso

Adam: :)

Adam: i can feel colors

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Oliver, to Mark: You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.

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Joan: Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.

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Alex: no one can touch me, I’m made of fruit

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Sadie: only you would make Mario Party a contact sport

Caleb: and you owe me a new pair of switch controllers

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Adam: my professor said “irregardless,” get me out of here

Caitlin: I guess he’s ir-illiterate

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Caleb: I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.

Adam: I’m sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich???

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Sam, to Mark: About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.

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Joan: My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this

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Jackson: You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...

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Frankie: be the chaos you wish to see in the world

Ben: I’m trying to figure out how to respond to that in text

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Caleb: ...do you have the salami in bed? I’m trying to make a sandwich.

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Damien: IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWEAR

Mark: Damien, I haven’t spoken to you in 12 years and it’s 6am. Kindly fuck off.

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Chloe: I have cats now. Five of them.