Texts From Xenoblade

This is another one of those blogs where things from Texts From Last Night are pasted onto totally unrelated things, and people can laugh at them. No longer updating but please feel free to browse. Image credits: personal screenshots and SplitPlaythru on Youtube. Spoilers will be tagged as #xenoblade spoilers.

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Spopky scrzy skeletonssz: Definitive Edition

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Are you going to remake spopky scrzy skeletonssz in HD or do I have to do it myself

you have my blessing to remake any of these posts in HD

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Regrettably I am not the same person as I was last year, notably, I do not have access to my switch : (

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I'll see what I can do :)

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Are you going to remake spopky scrzy skeletonssz in HD or do I have to do it myself

you have my blessing to remake any of these posts in HD

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We thank you for your sacrifice.

Good news, all the flagged posts have been restored and peace shall return to this blog!

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It looks like some of the posts on this blog got flagged as NSFW. I am working to correct this injustice so that we may all browse this archive of tasteless jokes in peace. Thank You

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Every single post is my favorite, but some of the ones that always got me laughing are Metal Face's "You are one with the wind and sky bro." Dickson's "Guess who still has both nipples!" And Dunban's "Who's that guy in your bed? He looks like Jesus. Way to keep it festive." I love many many more than that but I don't want to list them all.

WOW those are some oldies but goodies haha. thank you everyone who replied, reading your answers made me really happy. :D

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Out of curiosity does anyone have a favorite post from this blog or one that’s particularly memorable? Spopky scrzy skeletonssz is definitely one of mine which is why I come back and reblog it every year lol. Some others are “I have a surprise for you guys” or “I effort” which is still something I say to this day. lots of good memories on this blog. feel free to answer, or not!

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It’s the 3rd anniversary of spopky scrzy skeletonssz

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With Halloween being thirty days from now here in America, I thought I’d do a little audio post dedicated to this delightful post: http://textsfromxenoblade.tumblr.com/post/62532491977

legendary-heropon-riki, you’re quite welcome. Please enjoy! ^w^

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i dont give a fuck about you ft. kallian antiqua

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Is Mumkhar biologically related to wolverine ?

no, he just wishes he was

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Is Shulk biologically related to paper?

End my suffering

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The End of Memories

Hello everyone! As you may or may not know, this blog has been going for over 3 years now, and it’s been a fun ride, but I will no longer be updating it. I think the time has come for it to end. Thank you to everyone who followed, reblogged, sent messages, or otherwise enjoyed this weirdness and feel free to browse through the archives if it ever strikes your fancy.

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I think Riki The Legendary Hero is more appropriate :P

Also a good choice, but I prefer this track myself

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ok but look through this blog while listening to the twilight princess postman theme

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