Wolfert be like

Three students of Wolfert Bilingual decided to create a satire blog about their school. They hope you enjoy their content as much as they do.

[tfw-wolfert-blog]

You are in class. A teacher comes in running announcing that there is a bomb at school. Everybody is confused, but not too alarmed. You all walk outside on a frozen field. The teacher tells you to go find mrs Groen. She is unfindable. When you return, the teacher is  gone. Nobody knows anything. After half an hour in the cold, it is announced you can go home. Today was a good day.