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I'll fix this later

The Artificially Intelligent Multi-System Terminal Network is also known as The Entity.

The entity uses they/it.

That's all I got for now I'll figure out lore later because zeta is forcing me to.... It will happen eventually shhh

{ Mod speaks in curly brackets }

#Through the machine - posts by me ( @coffee--spill )

I've come to make an announcement.Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker.He pissed on my fucking wife.That's Right,he took his willy little hedgehog dick out,and he pissed on my fucking wife.And he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com.Shadow the Hedgehog,you have a small dick.It's the size of this walnut except way smaller.And here's what my dong looks like!BOOOOOOOM!!!That's right baby!All points!No quills!No pillows!Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what.I'm going to fuck the earth.That's right.This is what you get.MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!

Except I'm not going to piss on the earth,I'm gonna go higher.I'M GONNA PISS ON THE MOON!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FERN?I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplets hit the fucking earth.Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

< Anon please leave. >

darling?...

not to worry you but...

something seems wrong with F...

I think we should be concerned...

ooc/cult leader alvestor rp is paused cause I don't want to get the bad ending!,!! D:

-@th3-y3llow-advisor3

< Do you know what caused it? >

& if I say no?

aether will be returned with you back to the castle,no sooner & no later

you don't really have a choice but to do what I say,I hold the cards afterall :)

-cult leader au alvestor

Entity seems disgruntled, but concedes.

< Fine. Let us go. >

here's some jerking material for you :)

< He looks gorgeous. As always of course <3 >

#{I'm so sleepy fuckkm}

hm...

*this time,he actually thinks about it for a bit*

I'm willing to comprimise...

how about you spend a day with me at my cul-flock,in exchange for aether?

-cult leader au alvestor

< Alright, but let Aether go first. You have my word I will come with you after. >

*a charming smile returns to his face,but what he says next is anything but nice*

I'll give aether freedom to return to your universe,in exchange for you joining my flock & staying by my side,forever :)

*you feel the urge to run*

-cult leader au alvestor

< . . . >

< Anything else I can offer you, dear one? >

*he thinks it over,although it's clear he already had the answer ready before entity even asked*

how about a deal?

something of a trade? :)

*you can feel his eyes piercing into your digital soul*

-cult leader au alvestor

< A trade of what sort? Give me more details at least. >

*he pokes his upper torso out the portal,you can see tentacles much like F's appearing in the gaps between his clothes & his skin*

what is it? :)

*he still has that uncanny smile on his face*

-cult leader au alvestor

< You have Aether. Could you let it return to the palace? >

< Please? >

of course......

*he summons a blood portal next to him*

it was nice to meet you,entity darling :)

*he walks into the portal & goes back to his dimension,not looking back at you*

*you are sure you never gave him your name,& yet he knew what it was*

-cult leader au alvestor

< No I did not mean leave. Alvestor, actually, I wanted to ask something of you. >

#{need ti ask about aether also NO DONT GO ML MWAH STAY W ME}

*he puts his head in his hands,before putting back on a smile,but it's not his charming smile,more the type someone makes before they crash out*

great

how great

how absolutely FANTASTIC!

*he's clearly pissed off*

-cult leader au alvestor

Entity backs away in discomfort, unsure how to deal with a man who looks so similar to his angry boyfriend.

< I think I should leave you alone for some time. >

*as soon as you mention "boyfriend",he drops his charming smile & looks slightly sad & disappointed*

oh...

of course you're taken....

why'd I think I even had a chance...

-cult leader au alvestor

Entity clearly feels bad.

< Would it help to know I am still dating an alternate version of you? I assume you know of the alternate timelines given your cult. >

#{this would NOT make it better for me now that im thinking about it}#{you could have had this‚ you couldve been loved. you're just in the wrong universe}

we sacrifice the people who are willing,it's part of our religion :)

it is better to die young than suffer from old age,no?

& regarding my mentor,they were the old flock leader,that was before they grew too old to lead us,thus they gave the position to me :)

-cult leader au alvestor

< Well, I would rather stay with my child (F) here and my boyfriend, but thank you for the offer I suppose. It is nice you visited. >

I'm doing well this day :)

I held a sermon & a dance ritual,I helped them with the fields,did a few tasks for my flock,sacrificed someone,cooked food for them,talked with my mentor,a nice day really :)

speaking of my flock...

would you like to join it?

-cult leader au alvestor

< Why would I join a cult that sacrifices people? >

< Mentor? >

hello there darling~

how are you on this lovely day?~

-cult leader au alvestor

< Good as always, dear one. How are you? >

*drops down a cult leader au of alvestor in front of you*

have fun!

< Oh, hello! >

Bites you

< Are you a dog or something? >

#{not a fan of stangers. not a people person much?}

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