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I'm Dirk. Amazing. PC: thaleanTaser I'm not creative.

[olyuha-deactivated20140215]

I Can’t Stop Watching Trucks Crash Into This Low-Ass Bridge

[thalean]

Afternoon.

[thalean]

If you don't hate Guy Fieri, watch this and change your mind.

[uraniumpulse]

  I talk t0 Jake.

[thalean]

That's good. You're clearly internet compatible. You should find other folks to talk to.

[thalean]

I came online just in time to miss whatever is going on. Perfect.

Now you can focus on this illustrious story I have to present before you:

My toast fell on the floor peanut butter side up.

I'm still eating it.

[beskt]

[i74960x-deactivated20150411]

[radmachin-e-blog]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

god has come to reap the sinners

[fcknign-blog]

  omg ye its hella old even fr this time thres plenty of othrs ive seen but i doubt u would wanna use em hehheheh dirk stridr the dick rider (this 1 alwys makes me crack up) oMG what if u made an even dumber refernce like yo di stri he ws jsut 14 when his parnts made a v strrange machine

[thalean]

Yes. Implication of my thirst for cocks is exactly the kind of material I was looking for.

My fetish for the dead is prevalent as well.

[thalean]

They’re jealous of my St and r aspects too.

[broboticized]

Elaborate.

[thalean]

I was going to SBaHJ this but I got tired.

I was using humor. It wasn't very quality. My brain is cooking out of my head.

[broboticized]

  Might be the rocketboard.

They're jealous of your ride.

[thalean]

They're jealous of my St and r aspects too.

[thalean]

Everything that rhymes with my name is either phallus related or starched out.

[thalean]

maggagaway replied to your post: “I keep being tempted to make my sidebary say “Di-Stri, all guy, damn...”:

those rhymes are definitely way too weak for any kind of strider to utilize :p

Fuckin' exactly.

[fcknign-blog]

  i apreciate ur consideration :*

[thalean]

It is funny regardless. It's also an extremely outdated reference.

But the rhyme is still pretty weak.

I want authenticity. I want you to look at the sidebar and be like, ah yeah, this is a dude who totally knows what he's doing in all things ever.

[broboticized]

  Well done.

Feels as systematic and impersonal as I had suspected it would feel like, but even more so on an unemotional level. I have never felt less like an individual.

Interesting, to say the least. Unpleasant, to say more.

[thalean]

Logically I know that make sense and yet I'm totally flipways to it. I leave the confines of the apartment and I feel instantly othered. People look at me. I assume it's the rocketboard, but it's still like dude, stop.

[thalean]

alcoholkind replied to your post: “I keep being tempted to make my sidebary say “Di-Stri, all guy, damn...”:

di stri is pretty fly for a white guy

It has potential.

[thalean]

I keep being tempted to make my sidebary say "Di-Stri, all guy, damn fly" but I feel like the rhymes were too weak to really be commemorated via the side of the blog.