For the anon who wanted some workout tips and for any other ladies, gents, queers, unicorns who might be interested in workouts everyone can do with no weights so no excuses (;
- Mr. Kate
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For the anon who wanted some workout tips and for any other ladies, gents, queers, unicorns who might be interested in workouts everyone can do with no weights so no excuses (;
- Mr. Kate
@lenadreamsinhappiness
Imma try these
Trying
Gotta Start This
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Stolen and modified from getdare.com forums.
Get a deck of cards (optionally including a black and red joker). Shuffle well.
Everytime that you choose to masturbate (preferably nightly), and after you’re rock hard, pick a card. The value of this card is how many times you must edge that night (face cards are worth 10, aces/jokers worth 11). Once you pick a card keep it separate from the rest of the deck so you don’t pick it again. You can tease yourself as much as you want, but, excluding the ace/jokers edges are limited to what is specified on the card.
NORMAL: You may only ejaculate when you pick an ace or joker, but you’ll need to do AT LEAST the 11 edges first. If you accidentally begin ejaculating before these edges are complete the orgasm must be ruined. If you accidentally ejaculate on any other card the orgasm must be ruined.
If it is a red ace, you can have a normal orgasm that night. If it is black, you must ruin your orgasm. A red joker indicates you must make yourself orgasm multiple times (at least thrice). A black joker indicates that you must ruin yourself dry.
By putting the cards aside after they are picked you’re guaranteed to get to cum eventually, but whether you really enjoy it or not is also left up to chance.
Continue this game everytime you masturbate, removing one card each time until there are none left, then start over with the full deck. Won’t it be fun picking a card each night after you’ve already found all the aces and jokers, knowing that you definitely won’t get to cum?
Modifications of the above to make the game more/less frustrating:
PUSSY: Aces worth 11 edges but no ejaculation (ruined or otherwise). Queen and King mean you can cum, but only after AT LEAST 11 edges. Jokers indicate that you must ruin yourself dry after AT LEAST 11 edges.
EASY: All aces mean you can cum.
CRUEL: Jokers indicate that you must ruin yourself dry after AT LEAST 20 edges.
INSANE: Only the Ace of Hearts allows you to cum after AT LEAST 20 edges. Jokers indicate that you must ruin yourself dry after AT LEAST 11 edges.
Summary: Pussy: 8 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 11 edges. 1 card enforces milking. 2 cards enforce ruined dry.
Easy: 4 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 11 edges.1 card enforces milking. 1 card enforces ruined dry.
Normal: 2 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 11 edges. 1 card enforces milking. 1 card enforces ruined dry.
Cruel: 2 cards allow normal orgasm after at least 20 edges. 2 cards enforce ruined dry.
Insane: 1 card allows normal orgasm after at least 20 edges. 2 cards enforce ruined dry.
ADDITIONAL POINTS: Something For a Pair: If the same number or the joker is drawn twice in a row the number of edges are doubled.
Flush: Three+ consecutive cards of the same suit - no touching.
Lovers: If King and Queen of the same suit are drawn consecutively the number of edges is tripled.
Fake Joker: A jack in between two jokers results in the deck being reset, without playing the joker card that night and without touching.
This sounds like a fun game!
So usually I top, but do get those moments I want to submit and be a complete bottom. Only problem is I can't find a top to be as rough and as nasty and if I'm completely honest, as violent, as I want/need them to be. Why do they insist on asking if I'm OK, or asking if that's to much? So frustrating!!
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Any ideas for humiliating things to do to a boy? I want things that make him feel low and me feel high at the same time.
1. Make him walk slightly behind you and to your right.
2. Answer for him in public, order him food and don’t let him pick.
3. Don’t let him sit next to you, but instead at your feet.
4. Pick a pet name for him that is something he doesn’t like but isn’t something that’s totally off limits. Use it often.
5. Make him report his masturbation habits or other personal stuff to you daily, or ask for permission for them. Question him gently and thoroughly.
6. Never let him waste cum. He has to eat all of his and yours every time.
7. Spank him daily for “maintenance”. And more when he’s bad. Make him recite his list of screw-ups.
8. Make him kneel in front of you naked every night this week, and he has to recite 7 things about you that he thinks are awesome. He can’t repeat any from night to night.
9. Make him go to work with his underwear on backwards so there’s no room for his dick and balls all day.
10. Make him sit down to piss only from now on, he’s not allowed to stand and piss anymore.
This slave hasn’t quite experienced this whole list itself… but some great ideas here. :)
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