Steve Carlsberg

THIS BLOG IS ON PERMEANT HIATUS!! Will be active at random times. Blog contains NSFW from sexual to gore and blood Mun and muses are 21+ M!A's: Steve is currently a demon [ends ???]Anti m!a cookies: 3/10 left Face claims Steve: Jared Padalecki Nathan: Tom Mison This is a Steve Carlsberg blog based around the WTNV fandom. OC and Multifandom friendly

[that-is-classified]

Oops, look who went and finally decided it's nearin' that time ta settle down.

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✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

Ya’ve been rejected cause o’ yer good looks. So depressin’. [chuckles lightly]

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They’re such a curse. [leans up to give Steve a kiss]

[that-is-classified]

[laughs lightly, shaking his head before kissing him]

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

[rubs his back lightly but still sipping his coffee] But ain’t ya part o’ the elderly rush?

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I don’t look it though. So I don’t think they count me as one of their own.

[that-is-classified]

Ya've been rejected cause o' yer good looks. So depressin'. [chuckles lightly]

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

Later then. [shifts around to face Jaska, wrapping an arm around him] This is too cozy ta stop.

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[hums softly clinging a little tighter once Steve is facing him] Fifteen more minutes then I have too in order to beat the elderly rush at the store.

[that-is-classified]

[rubs his back lightly but still sipping his coffee] But ain't ya part o' the elderly rush?

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

[smiles while sipping his coffee] Love ya too ya big Russian lug.

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[chuckles and smiles] I should check what we have left in the cupboards so I can make a list and go shopping today but I also want to keep  hugging you.

[that-is-classified]

Later then. [shifts around to face Jaska, wrapping an arm around him] This is too cozy ta stop.

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

I do like seein’ ya naked, and love when ya play wit’ my beard. [rubs a hand over his arms] I guess we can have shower cuddles.

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

Thank you Steve. [gives his back a kiss before nuzzling his face agaisnt it] I love you.

[that-is-classified]

[smiles while sipping his coffee] Love ya too ya big Russian lug.

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

[chuckles softly] Oh yea? Ya prefer washin’ the dirt off me? O’ just wanna play wit’ my beard?

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Both are beneficial to me. You also get to see me naked and get a beard massage. [slips his arms around Steve] It’s a win win for everyone.

[that-is-classified]

I do like seein' ya naked, and love when ya play wit' my beard. [rubs a hand over his arms] I guess we can have shower cuddles.

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

I misspoke, ya shush. Let me have ‘nother couple mugs o’ coffee then we can continue this silly talk. [shuffles off to the kitchen]

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[shuffles behind him and leans agaisnt him while he’s getting his coffee] I love it when we snuggle just not when you’re smelly. I might also enjoy shampooing your beard so if you do come home dirty we should just shower together and have shower cuddles so I can play with your beard more.

[that-is-classified]

[chuckles softly] Oh yea? Ya prefer washin' the dirt off me? O' just wanna play wit' my beard?

[samwinchestersource]

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

My hat ain’t playin’ fair.

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What? Your hat? What does your hat have to do with this? Do you even own a hat? [confused Jaska noises]

[that-is-classified]

I misspoke, ya shush. Let me have 'nother couple mugs o' coffee then we can continue this silly talk. [shuffles off to the kitchen]

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

I’ll still snuggle you while dirty. Ya can’t stop me.

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I can deny you cuddles.

[that-is-classified]

My hat ain't playin' fair.

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

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No but I would prefer you at least drag me in the shower with you if you come home dirty and want to snuggle so badly.

[that-is-classified]

I'll still snuggle you while dirty. Ya can't stop me.

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

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Every time you do come home dirty though you try to go straight for cuddles.

[that-is-classified]

So work gets me a bit dirty, not like I come 'n drenched 'n blood o' nothin'.

[aboardinghouse-deactivated20160]

✖ I'm late and don't care

Jaska I’m home. Oh yes I’m also very dirty and sweaty and needy for attention. I don’t care if you hate unclean cuddles I’m going to cover you in all of my nastiness. (Sorry this is terrible but I just woke up from a nap ;u;)

[that-is-classified]

I'm not always dirty when I get home. Only a handful o' times. So dramatic.

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✖

Send ✖ for my muse to do an impression of your muse.

“I’m Steve Carlsberg. I’m into spooky shit. And witchy, blood magic shit.” She’s really trying her best here. “I also sound like this-” And she tries but manages to butcher a southern accent before continuing. “— And I love to disappear for months without telling anyone where I went.”

[that-is-classified]

"Pretty damn accurate ta be honest. Holy shit that accent though." Takes in a deep breath.

[that-is-classified]

✖ [oh my god please]

"Grr I’m supa scary killer lady. Look at me be fierce. I am killer hear me rawr."

[shadowofanassassin-archive-blog]

"You and I have a very different opinion on that." Pan sighs.

"At least when I kill someone it’s justified. I’m no murderer."

[that-is-classified]

"My opinion is based on facts, hun." Shrugs slightly.

"Plus all murder can be justified ta some point. Still murder."

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✖ [oh my god please]

"Grr I’m supa scary killer lady. Look at me be fierce. I am killer hear me rawr."

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She frowns. “I’m not a killer, either.” Pan huffs.

[that-is-classified]

"Ya kill thin's. Yer a killer."

"Simple facts."