Doe, a Deer, a Female Deer

Is that a doe..? What's it doing here? And why is it eating your hair?

[askcorruptedfact]

Deer cannot eat hay. 

[thatdeeryousaw]

[thingswithantlers]

By Matthias.Kahrs

[thingswithantlers]

ByAlex B Witt

[leekimhoung]

New Born Deer x

[thingswithantlers]

[tinyghosthands]

selfie

[tastefullyoffensive]

[vanjalen]

OHM Y GOD

[somekindofmiu]

“Er- Wait!” She freezes and watches the deer run. Was in the middle of sniffing that thing too!

…

Bounds after the deer!

[thatdeeryousaw]

No no no! Does not like the chasing! Much fear!

Runs like best of deers! Makes most threatening sounds imaginable, must warn off predator!

[somekindofmiu]

Laughs! That’s probably the funniest noise she’s heard her whole life coming from another animal. It also gave her a good idea of where it was.

ZOOM~

[thatdeeryousaw]

Much chasing! The deer doesn’t like it at all, starts hopping for speed!

Is so graceful, like the best gazelle.

[kisskicker]

Lack-lustin drew a robot deer so I wanted to draw a robot deer because I am a creepy stalker hopelessly tag behind Kasey and Dras like a sad puppy like deer and robots.

I figure the outer neck bits are made out of whatever magical flexy vinyl that forms the bulk of scifi clothing.

[thatdeeryousaw]

somekindofmiu started following you

Snuffles, sniffs…

Smells like… predator? SMELLS LIKE PREDATOR!

[somekindofmiu]

“Er- Wait!” She freezes and watches the deer run. Was in the middle of sniffing that thing too!

…

Bounds after the deer!

[thatdeeryousaw]

No no no! Does not like the chasing! Much fear!

Runs like best of deers! Makes most threatening sounds imaginable, must warn off predator!

[daughter-of-glados-deactivated2]

Flinches back at the sound. So that’s what a deer sounds like.. Note taken: Do not listen to the deer’s noises.

“Are you looking for something or do I still smell like that plant experiment?” She bent down a tad, reaching to gently pat the deer.

[thatdeeryousaw]

Pats! Pats are good, likes the pats!

Presses into pats, tries to eat nearest thing that is not nice patting thing. Wants food, where is it?

[daughter-of-glados-deactivated2]

Has no food in her possession thank you!

“You hungry little one?”  Trying to think of what plants inside the facility aren’t deadly carnivores..  “Maybe Logic has something in his kitchen for you, hm?”  an attempt to guide the deer a little ways down the hall. 

[thatdeeryousaw]

Follows, with many nibble attempts!

Upset deer noises, wants the food things! Must have them, can smell them!

[jawnsolo-deactivated20130425]

[thatdeeryousaw]

somekindofmiu started following you

Snuffles, sniffs...

Smells like... predator? SMELLS LIKE PREDATOR!

[daughter-of-glados-deactivated2]

Slightly disturbed by deer, slightly in awe. What majesty.

“Hello there.”

[thatdeeryousaw]

Makes a very regal noise, begins search for food things.

Much nudging, many snuffles.

[daughter-of-glados-deactivated2]

Flinches back at the sound. So that’s what a deer sounds like.. Note taken: Do not listen to the deer’s noises.

“Are you looking for something or do I still smell like that plant experiment?” She bent down a tad, reaching to gently pat the deer.

[thatdeeryousaw]

Pats! Pats are good, likes the pats!

Presses into pats, tries to eat nearest thing that is not nice patting thing. Wants food, where is it?

[thatdeeryousaw]

gingerrileigh started following you

daughter-of-glados started following you

[daughter-of-glados-deactivated2]

Slightly disturbed by deer, slightly in awe. What majesty.

“Hello there.”

[thatdeeryousaw]

Makes a very regal noise, begins search for food things.

Much nudging, many snuffles.

[thatdeeryousaw]

gingerrileigh started following you

daughter-of-glados started following you

[thatdeeryousaw]

Show me the way out, deer.

Bleats mysteriously.

[sleepingovcharka-deactivated201]

[helenofdestroy]

A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.

Researchers admit that they aren’t sure, but they say the mutation likely has been perpetuated because it offers a survival advantage. Melanistic deer are concentrated along the [Central Texas] region’s drainages, where cover is thick and a dark-colored prey animal would have an edge in avoiding detection. This trait also would serve them well in the upland juniper thickets found in the same part of Texas.