I Am In Constant Fear Of The Toast

Help, for they are crisp | 18 | Anxiety Hoarder | Blinks occasionally

[adamsartbin]

frog in pan

#frog #froginpan

[thatloserwill]

morte

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So I am on the B U S S E and someone is playing their shitty music out loud. Standard. Then this dude decides to put his HEADPHONES in to leave the bus

THE FUC?

The audacity

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Surely you

Jest

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I'm a fucking shrub, alright

[thatloserwill]

You like:

D&D

Audrey Hepburn

Fangoria

Harry Houdini

Croquet

You:

Can't swim

Can't dance

Don't know karate

 Face it

you're never gonna make it.

[thatloserwill]

Claim to fame:

Most opulent pox ridden wench on the planet

[thatloserwill]

Dust, dust anybody?

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Rule #6

ALLOW THE PEOPLE TO WAIL AND LAMENT

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how dare

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This freeze frame from Lady Gaga - Telephone ft. Beyoncé speaks to me

[thatloserwill]

Same energy

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I am bird. I have egg. I must fly.

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T H E S E E D S

[imboringadam]

I will Janet, if push comes to pull.

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SHeS nOt ComIMg To GrANniES FOr ThAt

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What do you do when it crawls above you and stares lifelessly into your eyes as you sleep?

Sometimes I like to tap the window until it stops moving and then I feed it the arms.

[thatloserwill]

Ugh just jealous of all medieval peasants whom die of dysentary at age 19

[doctorguilty]

bath bomb with human teeth in the middle

[thatloserwill]

So that’s who stole my jar of size ordered human teeth, not my animate 4ft diameter tomato plush. It is possible the tomato may be running a tumblr blog.