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Do you even eat? What a rude question

[thatmidnightgiant]

HILDA + Christmas 🎊

David: ALWAYS singing Christmas carols , at this point Frida is desperate to shove some breadsticks down his throat, taking so many pics with Santa, trying to make a snowman but it’s so cold, helps decorate the tree, loves the smell of Christmas, secretly eating all the cookies

Alfur: Helps bake tiny little cookies, and cakes etc, for tiny Elf Santa for when he comes to visit, decorates his tiny house on top of Hilda’s shelf, tried to help decorate Hilda’s house but it was just so “tremendously huge my goodness!” ,cries because Johanna also made him tiny mittens, sings along to carols and writes all about human Christmas while sipping on some eggnog

The Nisse: makes hot chocolate for everyone, wearing a Christmas sweater [that Johanna knitted for him] 24/7, screaming “FA LA LA LA LA” every 15 seconds cus he’s just so happy to be part of a family, bring out some of his stolen “borrowed things” to help decorate the trees

The Great Raven: flies around this beautiful town because he loves how bright it is at this time of the year, also wearing one of Johanna sweaters, drinking some warm tea while singing along, having a sled race with Hilda, not decorating cus he’s lazy but singing at the top of his lungs, also secretly stealing cookies

Hilda: wearing a big Santa hat, and one of Johanna’s warm cozy sweaters, sled racing with the raven and starting snow ball fights with everyone, laughing at everything because she’s so grateful to be surrounded by people who make her feel happy, sipping warm tea while playing dragon panic, also stealing cookies

Frida: wearing one of Johanna’s knitted sweaters and thanking her every minute because she’s so happy to have nice friends, gets to fly with the The Raven because he hears her tell him how she enjoys architecture, and the way everything is built, giggling all night with different people and burning her tongue because of this amazing but very hot, tea, gets hit by a snowball and lets just say whoever threw that snowball [Hilda] messed with the wrong gal, scolding Hilda or David when they get caught stealing cookies

Johanna: wearing a colorful Christmas hat, and singing loudly to carols, buying all kinds of Christmas decorations and the largest tree because she loves this holiday so much, [ends up cutting the tree a bit cus it’s too big, but everyone laughs about it] going crazy and making so many cookies and cakes, and cucumber sandwiches, playing dragon panic while sipping mint tea and arguing with the woodman about what came first the chicken or the egg

The woodman: Wearing one of Johanna’s knitted sweaters, and complaining it’s itchy but secretely he loves it, and everybody knows that but don’t say anything, listening to carols and humming along while playing his guitar, arguing with Johanna about the chicken and egg bull crap, and to be honest he doesn’t even care but he likes arguing, sipping hot wooden tea and staring at the stars, feeling content and whole, gives everyone some nice wood that has a bright red ribbon on top, makes a snow woodman, takes cookies and doesn’t even try to hide it

Twig: running around wearing a Santa hat, and bright red and green fuzzy socks, cuddling in with Hilda as she drinks her tea and plays dragon panic, getting excited because everyone is so happy and so he’s happy, wants to eat the ginger bread house but can’t reach, wearing bells on his antlers and loving the sounds they make

The librarian: surprised she was invited but Hilda assured her she was their friend and she helped them through alot, wearing a fuzzy Christmas sweater knitted by the one and only Johanna, and falling in love with it, sliding through the wooden floor because of her fuzzy sucks and giggling so much, gets addicted to Dragon panic the second she starts playing, goes from not knowing what it is to become the master of playing it, tries to help bake cookies and burns them all, drinking hot chocolate and feeling warm and fuzzy inside, making the biggest snowball and throwing it at the nearest victim, who by the way is the Great poor Raven. [dont worry he gets his revenge though, and they become good friends by nightfall] surprising herself when she burst out laughing at a joke someone says because she’s never really laughed like that before, and forget 1 cookie she steals a whole plate of them

-I have no idea where this account is going I might deactivate or something cus I’m so busy with school and I barely post now

-but enjoy this Christmas post! And enjoy ur winter break goblins!!!!🎉

[thatmidnightgiant]

The Marra: we have ur son

Johanna: I don’t have a son

The Marra: then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and asked us to cut the crust on his sandwich?

Johanna: oh my god, u have Alfur!

[waddles-ex-machina]

Hi. I just joined this fandom! This is such a wholesome show and I'm surprised not many people have heard of it than I thought. Do you know any other good Hilda-based blogs around here?

yeah hilda really is an awfully underrated show! but we’ve got a good fandom here if you know where to look. and hell yeah i do! here’s the entire hilda fandom network plus some other hilda blogs I just really like

@alfur-the-elf @alfurs-love-for-paperwork @bittehelfen @dailywoodman @doodizzle @ghost-buddie @hildas-wanderlust @noelfsland @ride-on-the-woff-side @roses-hilda-corner @thatmidnightgiant @suchisthelifeofanadventurer @adventure-n-stuff @megadan94

special shout out to my favourite hilda blogs @hilda-fanblog @the-hilda-librarian-wife @nisse-room

I might have missed some so feel free to add!

[thatmidnightgiant]

Thanks! @waddles-ex-machina And welcome to the fandom anon!

[thatmidnightgiant]

Alfur: *holding a knife origami* I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE

[thatmidnightgiant]

Hilda: you owe me like a dollar!

David: you’ll have to kill me for it!!

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[thatmidnightgiant]

Make a sentence from HILDA

Last digit of your battery number

1 - 2 : David

3 - 4: The librarian

5 - 6: Frida

7 - 8: Johanna

9 - 0: Alfur

Dead: Hilda

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Birthday month

January: ate my sock

February: called me a dingus

March: kicked my left butt cheek

April: drew me a picture of Shrek

May: accidentally stabbed me

June: dared me to swim with sharks

July: tried to help me study while eating Cheetos

August: ate all the marshmallows while crying

September: and I had a sleepover, and he cried

October: and I rode bikes together, but we got lost in the forest

November: asked me to run away with them to Scotland

December: slapped me

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Date of your birthday

1 - 5: because I told them they smelled like anchovies

6 - 11: because i threw a worm at them and it exploded

12 - 16: because I knitted them a sweater with my face on it

17 - 21: because I barfed on them and ran away

22 - 26: because I’m actually shrek

27 - 31: Because I smacked their head with a toilet seat

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lmaooo this is so bad but tell me what u got

I got, “Alfur ate my sock because I told them they smelled bad”

Alfur wyd??? U reckless elf

[dishwashersafemusic]

Alfur smacked me because I smacked their head with a toilet seat. How is he not dead!?

[thatmidnightgiant]

Nah he’s dead girl, that’s why season 2 is coming out 2020 they’re trying to find another cast

[thatmidnightgiant]

what do I have to do to obtain a friendship like Hilda and woodman

[nisse-room]

Hey @thatmidnightgiant

[thatmidnightgiant]

hello @nisse-room @crrackodile 👋🏻

[nisse-room]

Bitch

[thatmidnightgiant]

LMAOOOO

[thatmidnightgiant]

what do I have to do to obtain a friendship like Hilda and woodman

[quite-likely-valentine]

I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!

[thatmidnightgiant]

u have to kill me to get rid of me hoessss

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[thatmidnightgiant]

why do they look like characters from Hilda lmaoo

[hckleinman]

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

[thatmidnightgiant]

!!!

[thatmidnightgiant]

bitch imma be dead

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.

reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole

[thatmidnightgiant]

did the writers say anything about Hilda s2, because ik the dragon prince is coming out w/ a s2 , and a couple of other shows but I didn’t hear anything about Hilda

[emswift]

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

[thatmidnightgiant]

I’m angry cus I don’t feel Christmas possessing my soul

[nisse-room]

Hilda Fan Favorites

For the past few you you all have voted to choose how much you liked 18 of Hilda’s characters. Here’s the final result.

Hilda Alfur The Woodman Twig The Librarian The Great Raven David and Frida (tie) Johanna The Black Hound Kelly Tontu Pigtails Marra Jorgen’s GF The Rat King Trevor Victoria Van Gale Jorgen

The HFN has been proud to help the fandom grow. And I really enjoyed hosting this little event. 

Thanks to your suggestions we will be having a writing prompt week this month, and our next big event: Team Trivia! judged by @nisse-room, @hilda-fanblog and @the-hilda-librarian-wife!

The HFN is @alfur-the-elf @alfurs-love-for-paperwork @bittehelfen @dailywoodman  @doodizzle @ghost-buddie @hilda-fanblog @hildas-wanderlust @nisse-room @noelfsland @ride-on-the-woff-side @roses-hilda-corner @suchisthelifeofanadventurer @thatmidnightgiant @the-hilda-librarian-wife @waddles-ex-machina