Final Thoughts on Each Traitors US 4 Player
This season was my first impression of her, and honestly, she cracks me up.
Would've loved for her to stay longer.
Again, gone way too soon - needs to be brought back next season.
Was she a good traitor? Not really.
Was she iconic? Absolutely.
Am I biased because I'm a Swiftie? ...Maybe -
IDK what she's like on Housewives, but she didn't really do much for me aside from the exchange with Lisa.
I did not need Colton to be the one to take her out, but - uh - ✨CHOICES.✨
I'll give her her eights for trying to stop Michael from mouthing off at the reunion, though.
I don't remember much of her apart from "I want Rob R to throw me," but the fits were iconic.
AKA the bigoted, egotistical, loudmouth manchild in busted-up Jordans who physically eats plates and pays for the "premium" version of Twitter-dot-com.
Whoever threw that snowball at him a few years ago deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, as does every faithful (minus Colton) who voted to banish him.
Somebody lied to him several times and told him that he was the smartest, best-looking, dopest faithful, and he is nothing like that; he is nothing of the sort.
RON MY SHAYLA THEY DID NOT DESERVE YOU.😭
He got one thing wrong (AT THE FIRST ROUNDTABLE), and everyone (minus Rob R) started jumping him. AND FOR WHAT?!?!
The whole air vs real kiss debacle sent meeee.😭
Right traitor, wrong method.
Gave us several iconic moments.
Was okay as a traitor, but it doesn't surprise me that she was the first one taken out of the three main ones.
Stalkerwood, you are NOT a victim. You put an AirTag in your ex's car!
The banquet fit wasn't serving either. Again, Capitol Citizen from Wish-dot-com (still better than Crapafart's busted up Jordans, but I digress).
The traitor-on-traitor crime was fun at first, but then she started taking it too far on a personal level. Like, no, Candiace, Rob R did not cheat via Colton. He would've gotten kicked out for that.
However, I do have to give her her flowers for convincing Rob R to go along with murdering the stalker.
AKA the hostess with the mostess terrible (and racist?!?!) things to say about Ron.
And the lack of self-awareness when it comes to that, too??? "IDK why Ron doesn't like me -" why do you think, Dorinda?????
Great guy, but the only notable thing I remember about him is Redisnotaflavor saying "Stephen Co-LLETT-i! Lagoona BEACH!" in his episode recaps on YouTube (highly recommend checking him out, btw - he mainly covers The Challenge but his recaps are hilarious).
Love how she clicked onto Eric being a traitor right away.
The banquet skirmish sent meeee.😭
Still have no idea how a for-sure Rob vote turned into her and Tara turning on each other, but we move.
Didn't really provide much, but the TikToks make up for it.😂
The friendship with Tara was so wholesome.🥹
The way he clicked onto both traitors by the end was amazing.
See Johnny, but a bit more clueless.
She made up for it in the end, but by that time it was too late.
Clueless as a faithful (the magic ears were not magic ear-ing), perpetually panicked as a traitor.
But honestly, I prefer perpetually panicked over clueless. The former's funnier to watch.
Denial is a river in Egypt.
She was literally "tinkin'" it was everyone but Rob.
I think he played a phenomenal game, but he was also very fortunate to have a cast of clueless faithful and pretty privilege on his side (I don't fawn over Rob myself, but I understand the appeal).
Could've done without the alliance with Colton, but he most likely didn't know any better at that point.
The Robby Bobby highlight for me was commiserationgate. Ended Crapafart.😌✨
Overall, great season, just try to cast smarter faithful next time, okay, production?
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