Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 84
Luigi (Nintendo)
Dick Grayson (DC)
Sirius (Brawl Stars)
why are my batfam fans AT
Claire Keane

Love Begins
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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trying on a metaphor
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Mike Driver
Acquired Stardust
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Keni
YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
art blog(derogatory)

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 84
Luigi (Nintendo)
Dick Grayson (DC)
Sirius (Brawl Stars)
why are my batfam fans AT
WHY YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS FOR NOT VOTING FOR ME: THE ESSAY
POINT 1: I'M SMART AND INTELLIGENCE IS ATTRACTIVE. SAME WITH POWER. I'M ALSO POWERFUL. YA EVER SEEN SOMEONE IMPLODE A PLANET WITH ALL THEIR EYES SHUT?
POINT 2: CHECK OUT THESE ANGLES. PERFECT! EVERY! SINGLE! ONE!
POINT 3: I'M ADORABLE AND EASY TO DRAW
POINT 4: I CAN PLAY 127 DIFFERENT INSTRUMENTS TO SERENADE JUST ABOUT ANY BEING WITH THE CAPACITY FOR AUDITORY STIMULATION (AND EVEN SOME WITHOUT!)
POINT 5: I WILL GIFT YOU RATS AND WEAR A SUIT COVERED IN BABIES TO ANY DATES
POINT 6: I'VE BEEN COLLECTING SMELLS SINCE BEFORE YOUR DINOSAUR AGE. TAKE A WHIFF! PRETTY SEXY, RIGHT?
POINT 7: I'M MARKETABLE AND RICH!
WHO NEEDS TO BUY GOLD WHEN YOU'RE PRACTICALLY MADE OF IT, AMIRITE?
POINT 8: LI BRX GRQ'W YRWH IRU PH L VZHDU WR KLUVFK BRX'OO ZDWFK WKH ZRUOG BRX NQRZ DQG VHHP WR HQMRB WXUQ LQWR QRWKLQJ EXW PDJJRWV
AND FOR THE MONSTERFUCKERS AMONG US, CHECK IT OUT! TEETH FOR DAYS!
SO VOTE FOR ME, BILL CIPHER, AS THE SEXIEST MAN ON TUMBLR FOR THE SECOND TIME!
@sexy-people-contests-2026 @sexy-people-contests-2
Hi Mimosa (they/them) here with the next round of tumblr sexy people contests
Here is the 2026 sexy people master form, all forms final tallies will be taken one week from the start of the contest to give me time to go through all of your submissions, instructions are on the form, make sure everyone has fun
The 2026 Sexywoman Contest has officially ended with Morticia Addams winning and GLaDOS coming in second place
The 2026 Sexyman Contest starts June 1st
The 2026 Sexyenby Contest starts October 1st
Each round of the contests will last 1 week, the mashups will be generated randomly each round using a google random generator, whether we start out with 32 or 64 mashups in each round one will be determined by the number of submissions
Please put your submission in (First Last - Source Media) format, make sure the first letters are capitalized, and if a character has a last
Bonus contest:
Same rules apply, they have to be an adult (18+), also we’re gonna count anyone in the muppets universe as a muppet. And remember to keep th
Link to the cursed document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-bmZcdJ-x4iqSSzA1lzwYpjlSn6ZPVHZQ4av7BkWlUE/edit?usp=drivesdk
Tab 0 lesbians for hugh morris Guys i think this is tab 0 or something bee script Isn't this meant to share fanfics?? Guys where are they
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 7
John Doe (Malevolent)
Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time & Fionna and Cake)
Art of John Doe by @ambivertedbabe
john doe did not claw himself out of hell and worked so hard to become a person to NOT get voted
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 19
Poseidon (Epic the Musical)
Danny Motta (YouTube)
Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator
GO WHITE BOY GO PLS IT'D BE SO FUNNY HE'S GONNA LOSE IT
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 41
Arthur Lester (Malevolent)
Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Art of Arthur Lester by @bohemobones on instagram
FUCK I VOTED WRONG PLSNGIVE MY BOY ARTHUR A CHANCE BEFORE HE FALLS DOWN ANOTHER HOLE OR STAIRCASE OR CLIFF OR MINE SHAFT OR-
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 54
Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid)
Mr Puzzles (Smg4)
monkeyyyy!!! MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY!!!!! PLS HE'S THE GOD OF ADHD I LUV HIM SO MMUCH GOOO WUKONG GOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 54
Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid)
Mr Puzzles (Smg4)
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 75
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)
Red Guy (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)
Cecil art is by @littleulvar
aaah Cecil my love, my funky little radio host scruncly, you deserve a chance in the spotlight
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 96
Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)
Discord (My Little Pony)
Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)
govote Macaque pls I promise he deserves it for the voice alone
VOTE DANNY MOTTA I SWEAR DO IT NOW I WILL DRAW ANYTHING
YOU WANT
Danny Motta's attractiveness aside, just think about how FUNNY it would be if he beat Poseidon.
If you don't think Danny deserves to win (you're wrong) THEN AT LEAST VOTE HIM FOR THE BIT
Today's aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author's excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.
How it feels to call it "this piece" instead of "that one fanart/fanfic"
Amazing impression 😩
It took so much searching to find a png of the art on the pejoys svsss collaboration but oh my god they look gorgeousss
i don't care what anyone says i love it when a historical novel slides in a historical figure all casual. every single time i am pointing yelling screaming cheering like YOU!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!! FROM HISTORY
book: they ordered their drinks at ye olde tavern and there was a guy there. and he said sup i'm william but you can call me will...... shakespeare......
me: omg it's william. of shakespeare fame
book: he was scribbling with his quill pen mumbling to himself "hmm what if there was a play.... but it was WITHIN the play..."
me: omg hamlet.........................
pythagoras making a cameo in a novel about vampires in ancient greece or whatever: oh didn't see you there...... i was busy thinking about my theorem #mytheorem
me: no way....... just like when he said that in real life.......