i like dogs

|||Lucas (he/him), enfp, aquarius, writer|||

[lubricates]

INDEED, GOD IS A WOMAN

[voynichs]

british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind

american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me

[tidyhippie-deactivated20190212]

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven]

in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.

[divine-rights-of-kings]

This symbolizes one of the worst tragedies to afflict the west. An absolute affront to God

[marat]

[faultypoet-deactivated20210103]

Me going to class without doing my readings

[insomniac-arrest]

The Sliding Scale of Gay Math Competence

contrary to popular belief, Gays can do math, but only at MAX CAPACITY, you can either invent the laws of gravity or you can cry over fractions 

there is no in between

[insomniac-arrest]

this is… the fairest call out I’ve ever received 

you are like, incredibly correct

[rockint765]

I don’t take criticism on my posts!!!!!!

[zincellia]

we been knew

[lofigothmind-deactivated2020041]

@weedle-testaburger

[alwayssadaboutfreelancers]

The thing about adulthood they don’t tell you about it’s that it takes a special task force and 15 spreadsheets to get a gang of 4 together for one day.

[frogmp3]

[nyong-choi]

I’m done thinking about the past

[irkenning-deactivated20210102]

You promised these kids Sweet Victory,,

But all I saw was,,,

Sicko Mode,,

[doctorguilty]

My favorite occurrence on tumblr is when an important event happens and you don’t even need to see it you just open up your dash, review a meme or two, and it’s the equivalent of reading the front page article in the newspaper

[hauntedbat]

I stan a queen. 💜

[notlostonanadventure]

When you use your fame powers for good

[sexy-monster-fucker]

can we please stop ignoring that god is a woman?

[whoredrigo]

shaggy is like… skinny, dude

[valtsv]

me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*

[garrus-vakkarian]

what if texas just like……. kept going

[garrus-vakkarian]

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like