That One Newbie Fangirl

IM A HP SHIPPER IVE WANTED TO GET TUMBLR FOR SO LONG IVE SEEN SO MANY LEGENDARY POSTS ON PINTREST

[fanonical]

fred and george are developing a new line of Nerf Guns For Wizards - it’s just nerf guns that transfigure you into a random animal on a hit

[thatonenewbiefangirlhp]

*thwump*

*Violent elephant noises*

[thatonenewbiefangirlhp]

Professor McGonagall?

More like

Professor McBadass

[assassin1513]

Hogwarts ✨ gifs made by me :)

[a-potter-head]

I laugh at how the Harry Potter movies always had to one-up the books like

Book 1: Harry keeps Quirrell from the Stone, passes out and Quirrell dies Warner Bros: aye let’s have Harry fucking murder Quirrell and then Voldemort can fly straight through him lmao Book 2: Harry fights the Basilisk Warner Bros: CLIMB. THE. STATUE! Book 3: Harry blows up Aunt Marge Warner Bros: *sends her outside like a lost balloon* lol bye bye Book 4: Harry cleverly tricks the dragon and gets to the golden egg Warner Bros: DRAGON CHASE! FLY POTTER! FLY FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE! Oh, and kill the dragon.. Book 5: Fred and George summon their brooms and fly out of the school Warner Bros: FIREWORKSSS!!!!!! Book 6: Quiet Christmas at the Burrow discussing Draco, the Prince and Fenrir Warner Bros: LIGHT ‘EM UP UP UP, LIGHT ‘EM UP UP UP, LIGHT ‘EM UP UP UP, I’M ON FIYAHHH!!! Book 7: Voldemort duels Harry in the Great Hall, instantly defeated because the Elder Wand is Harry’s Warner Bros: Hold my Butterbeer

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This post is surprisingly true tho...

[shadowsandtea]

I JUST WANT TO GET MY OWN WAND AND GO TO HOGWARTS AND BE SORTED AND EXPLORE THE CASTLE AND CHILL IN MY COMMON ROOM AND PLAY QUIDDITCH AND LEARN MAGIC AND VISIT HOGSMEADE AND DRINK BUTTERBEER AND JOIN DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY AND RIDE A THESTRAL AND BE HAPPY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK.

[thatonenewbiefangirlhp]

People who don’t understand: YES! ITS FICTION!

Me: I WILL COME W/ U OP!!!

[thatonenewbiefangirlhp]

Hey I’m new but I’ve seen LEGENDARY posts on Pinterest so I think I’m prepared... @-@ FYI I am a fan girl who belongs to the hp fandom