Freshly Picked

My god. That tomato. That’s the yummiest looking tomato I’ve ever seen. Its bright red hue. Its skin, untouched by pest or bird. Soft yet firm to the touch. A perfect ripe specimen. Oh, how I long to slice it into eighths and consume it raw with a light sprinkle of salt. The food of the gods, I’m sure.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Do you ever feel

Like a plastic bottle

Drifting through the crowd

And they won’t let you down

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Heartbreaking:

Autistic girl finds out mid rush that the ice cream store is out of her favorite ice cream. She will now have to grieve the loss of the excitement for the ice cream, go through all the alternative options, and figure out what she’s in the mood for before she feels like an inconvenience. More at 11.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Mama didn’t raise no fool; she raised a got dam jester

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

No thank you, TikTok I would rather fucking die

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

I don’t know what Toby Fox looks like and by god I do not want to know. I want him to stay this faceless god of creativity and creation in my mind. His sick beats, like hymns to the soul.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

GUYS I WAS WIGGLING MY PENCIL BACK AND FORTH AND SUDDENLY IT FELT LIKE WAS HITTINF AN OBJECT SO I LOOK AND THERES BOTHING THERE AND MY PENCIL KEPT WIGGLING LIKE NORMAL GUYS HELP

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

How do I explain to the mourning dove that nested above my door that I have pack bonded with it? It need not fly away. I will protect it, its mate, its best, and its eggs with my life. How do I get this across the bird?

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

I learn a lot from Pokemon. Like, you may build a house, but it takes at least 3 pieces of furniture to call it a home.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Horny On Main Pokémon Fans Needed

I’m the host of a Pokemon family feud game show for a furry convention coming up and I need YOU. Yes, YOU. To answer a bunch of Pokemon questions so I can have a nice varied survey to work with. PLEASE share with anyone over 18 who loves Pokemon and “loves” Pokemon

Pokemon Feud After Dark SURVEY

PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY AND SPELT CORRECTLY TO ENSURE ACCURATE RESULTS.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Ever since I saw that one video calculating Lady Dimitrescu’s bra size as 61 N, I’ve had to live with the knowledge that I’m the same cup size as Lady Dimitrescu.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Call me a liar, I dare you.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Ever since I saw that one video calculating Lady Dimitrescu’s bra size as 61 N, I’ve had to live with the knowledge that I’m the same cup size as Lady Dimitrescu.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

Don’t you love it when someone cancels when you were actually really excited to hang out for once, but it’s out of their hands and don’t want them to feel bad so you’re just like “oh, man, that’s okay, maybe next time. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom for the next 20 minutes to totally NOT cry”

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is a misrepresented statistic. Apples George, who eats 3,049,639.083 apples per day and files restraining orders against 7,289,019,395 doctors per day is an an outlier and should not have been counted

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

I love the shop app because it supports my constant checking of the delivery status of anything I buy. On the other hand, it’s been 3 days since the label was created. WHY HAVENT THEY SENT IT YET?!?!

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

One of these days my family is gonna find out that I’ve been smoking weed discretely in this anti weed household for years and that any time I ask them for money it’s for weed. Hopefully it takes awhile, but I know an inevitability when I see it.

[thatoneplumpjuicytomato]

I would like to say that this is a finalist in an Unsung Heros art contest for students and this is a pastels piece about a Belgium Resistance nurse. I would like to say that. Instead, all I can say is that they traced over wojak