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au where your dick is a tongue and ur tongue is a dickkk

Liccy dicc lmao

genius soulmate au 😍

soulmate au where the guys dick is in a specific and distinct shape that fits perfectly in the girls ass which is the exact same shape, yknow like those childrens toys

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The reason I don’t talk much is because over text 99% of my dialogue consists of me saying “rip lmao” and if I say that in real life someone will punch me in the face

#me #literally #rip lmao #lmao rip #rip #lmao #tumblr #text post #funny #humor #introvert #kill me #its fine #does anyone read these tags anyway #whats up #how has your day been #schools out thats cool #happy holidays

Folkin' Around // Panic! At The Disco

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Last Young Renegade//All Time Low

Panic! at the Disco//Mad As Rabbits

Do you know what I'm seeing?//Panic! At The Disco

Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks//Panic! At The Disco vs. To Live And Let Go//All Time Low

The English word "gift" means "poison" in German so technically when I tell my enemies that I have a gift for them that is most likely food or drink and they end up dead from it, it's not really my fault since I told them what it was and they still ingested it. Accidental suicide? Of course.

#fun fact #totally trying this #pro tip #German #Germany #poison #gift #present #murder #death #serial killer #creepy #scary #humor #text post #funny #lol #mcr #tøp #fob #p!atd #Green Day #blink 182 #music #Dan and Phil

You know you're out of shape when assembling furniture from ikea makes you sore

#me #kill me #fit for life #IKEA #relatable #funny #humor #text post #love me #please #I am so out of shape #why #mcr #tøp #Green Day #blink-182 #p!atd #fob #music

Teacher: what is it called when someone has two of the same allele?

White boy: homozygous

White boy: no homo tho

Teacher, also a white male: o shit you're right no homo bro

#no homo #school #humor #funny #genes #science jokes #science #science humor #white boys

Find yourself a partner who will sing "Built This Pool" with you at the top of their lungs

Ah yes, my favorite color. Blcak.

#color #black #what #grammar #humor #funny #spelling errors #my chemical romance #twenty one pilots #fall out boy #panic! at the disco

welcome to flavortown

#guy fieri #meme #flavortown #funny #humor

Change your daughter from emo to lesbian with no more than a call!

#funny #humor #emo #lgbt #lesbian #text post #magazine #what #music #tøp #mcr #twenty one pilots #fall out boy #panic! at the disco

The only real reason I’ve chosen to learn German as my second language is because it’s such an angry sounding language like I want to be able to yell “Ich liebe dich und ich hoffe, dass Sie einen wundervollen Tag” at someone and have them cower In fear

#foreign language #funny #humor #text post #German #Germany #anger #music #mcr #tøp

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