au where your dick is a tongue and ur tongue is a dickkk
Liccy dicc lmao

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@thatonepoppunker
au where your dick is a tongue and ur tongue is a dickkk
Liccy dicc lmao
genius soulmate au 😍
soulmate au where the guys dick is in a specific and distinct shape that fits perfectly in the girls ass which is the exact same shape, yknow like those childrens toys
The reason I don’t talk much is because over text 99% of my dialogue consists of me saying “rip lmao” and if I say that in real life someone will punch me in the face
Folkin' Around // Panic! At The Disco
Last Young Renegade//All Time Low
Panic! at the Disco//Mad As Rabbits
Do you know what I'm seeing?//Panic! At The Disco
Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks//Panic! At The Disco vs. To Live And Let Go//All Time Low
The English word "gift" means "poison" in German so technically when I tell my enemies that I have a gift for them that is most likely food or drink and they end up dead from it, it's not really my fault since I told them what it was and they still ingested it. Accidental suicide? Of course.
You know you're out of shape when assembling furniture from ikea makes you sore
Teacher: what is it called when someone has two of the same allele?
White boy: homozygous
White boy: no homo tho
Teacher, also a white male: o shit you're right no homo bro
Find yourself a partner who will sing "Built This Pool" with you at the top of their lungs
Ah yes, my favorite color. Blcak.
welcome to flavortown
Change your daughter from emo to lesbian with no more than a call!
The only real reason I’ve chosen to learn German as my second language is because it’s such an angry sounding language like I want to be able to yell “Ich liebe dich und ich hoffe, dass Sie einen wundervollen Tag” at someone and have them cower In fear