Why do you look like you got dragged through a toaster
Come out from behind that MASK, anon.
SAY IT TO MY FACE
You still look like you got dragged through a toaster
You don’t even know who you’re talking to, wax-brain
I know I'm talking to a lanky cocky rabbit who thinks he's all that and around and sucks at insulting people
That’s a bold statement, missy. Care to share your name with the class? Or are you too scared to??
Malajin
What, you want my address too, pretty boy?
Malajin, huh? Cute name for someone who thinks they can talk so tough.
As for your address, don’t worry, I’m sure the local police already have it marked down, sweetheart~
Are we having an enemies to lovers arc, what is happening
HAH! you wish. you don’t deserve me, you’re lucky I’m even letting you talk to me in the first place.
((He just flirts with everybody 💀))
I don't think anyone deserves to be saddled with you
Who in their right mind would willingly date a man afraid of corn??
In all my days, I'd never stoop so low: even the checkerboard wasn't that pathetic!
Oh, please! You think you’re all high and mighty, but I’m not the one that has to try to act all tough to get any sort of attention. At least I don’t have to hide behind insults just to feel better about myself!
It's not acting if that's just how you are, silly!
And are we projecting here? Cause the only person I see hiding behind insults is you,
Sooo go hop on back to your corner and sulk, kid, you seem to be rather good at that!
I don’t sulk, I just don’t waste time on people who can’t handle a simple conversation without throwing jabs. So if you’re done acting like a child, we can actually talk like adults.
I've seen you sulk several times, but whatever world you want, babe!
You're taking me waaaaay too seriously as well, God forbid a performer actually tries to do her job and keep it light-hearted
Right, because insulting people is real lighthearted
When it's funny, yeah
I live to entertain the masses, afterall
Well if you’re a comedian then you might wanna work on your material, ‘cause the only thing you’re entertaining is my patience!
I'm a clown! But close!
But even then, I'm still doing my job, annoying people has always been part of my act
The audience loves it!
Yeah I can tell ‘cause you are annoying 😒
Thank you!