Statement begins.

~~Ari // 19 // they~~ ⚠️ This blog contains untagged spoilers for TMA and TMAGP! Proceed with caution ⚠️ ☆We all cope with the hiatus in different ways. Unfortunately, mine is yet another sideblog.☆ - Wreaking havoc since 2/17/2020 - °Follows and likes from @yupokaysuremhm, header by me°

[bkh-23]

at this point I'm just reposting all of my tiktoks here😂

[neat-username]

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

[not-she-which-burns-in-it]

I need the Magnus Fandom to know that we have at least 1 very Good Cow in New England.

Yes. This did make the news. I’m in Massachusetts, not CT. All of New England is apparently looking for good cows.

Also. Let him roam! He desires freedom!

[stupidsexygrizzop]

What's your favorite season of The Magnus Archives?

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Haven't listened/No opinion/bald/etc

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2025

[ggarbagee]

🐮

[camelidae]

Obligatory highland~

[sadhoc]

to find an apartment you have to think like an apartment

[actualized-animal]

i want to be leaky and full of bugs

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I want to receive more money than I deserve

[ultramarinaa]

The Magnus Archives x Disco Elysium 📼🪩

Picking the quotes was really fun hehehe

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues-deactivated2026072]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bears-are-trans]

Be blessed

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

[pomrania]

Remember: doomscrolling feeds the Eye, and you don't want that pervert Jonah Magnus gaining any more power than he already does.

[myquietsafehaven]

Worker: Sorry, can’t let you on you need a ticket.

Alice: What about them?

*Camera pans to eye monster with screeching static sitting on the train petting the recorder on their lap.*

Worker: Well, they bought a ticket.

[carryondrawing]

An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train

[losingmylegos]

i hope this hasn’t been done yet

[littlebitofinsanity]

It's on the train...

(Edit: eheh I know this is actually the tube but tubes are just more spook and aesthetic, LOOK AT THAT LIGHTING YUM YUM YUM)

[cherrywhite]

So how about that new episode?

[anouchard]

please, I need to know, if you have the answer to this question that is,

WHO CHOSE THE NAEM FOR EPISODE TWELVE

Thank you for your time

DW I'll ask

[jonnywaistcoat]

Alex put it in as placeholder name, expecting me to change it. I said it was a great name and we should keep it. Neither of us blinked. Very much one of those games of chicken where you just crash into each other head on and die instantly.

[annabelle--cane]

basically what I'm saying is that in a game of gay chicken gwen would absolutely make out sloppy with lena 100% no hesitation

[annabelle--cane]

gwen: what? eating pussy isn't gay I'm just not a coward. I've got my strategy all drawn up right here on this diagram.

lena: gwendolyn that's not actually part of the game

gwen: I've got photocopies of all my negative hepatitis tests I came prepared just say go you can't psych me out