Biblical

Grayson Nolan Chemistry Teacher "Well you see her when you fall asleep But never to touch and never to keep 'Cause you loved her too much And you dived too deep."

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

[A PACKAGE WAS DELIVERED TO GRAYSON'S DOOR BY A RANDOM POSTMAN CALLED HERMAN.]

Dearest Grayson,

I hope that you are doing well my love. I still think of you often and I hope that you are doing well. You were there for me when no one else was. You filled a gap in my life when I needed it most. So thank you for that. I hope Waxler has not fallen apart without me though I'm sure Nate was more than capable of filling my shoes. I hope you found someone who makes you happy. Who makes you smile and who loves you for you. You're an amazing man, one of the kindest I've ever met. I AM happy, so happy. I finally got what I wanted, what I needed. My very own happy ending. I hope you get the same. Enjoy your Christmas and best wishes for the new year darling.

Measuring Tumbler Coffee Mug. This made me chuckle, reminded me of the time you ruined all my mugs with your silly chemistry jokes. So here's a few Chemistry jokes of my own for you.

Element Coasters. Here's something for you to rest your new coffee mug on. I hope you like them and they are not too cheesy for you.

'Ah!' The Element of surprise phone case. I hope that you haven't changed your phone since the last time I saw you so this will still fit your phone? It made me laugh and reminded me of something you'd most likely say.

Pretty Boy Wallet. You will always be my pretty boy no matter what happens Grayson. You can use this wallet so everyone knows JUST what a pretty boy you are. Use it with pride, darling.

Large gold framed mirror with 'You're Beautiful' engraved on the glass. This gift, I really want you to take to heart darling. You ARE beautiful and I fear a lot of the time you don't really feel like you are. I want you to look in this mirror every day and TELL yourself out loud that you ARE beautiful...because you are. I hope you have a lovely Christmas Grayson and please do keep in contact with me, write to me some time yes? Best wishes for the new year pretty boy.... Best Wishes, Michael

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Everything is so disturbingly quiet.

[archivistsrock]

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Time to hit the slopes? I think so!

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

I’m just… I always feel like I’m messing shit up and I worry that I’ll hurt my kids. I worry a lot.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Worry isn't always bad. It just means you care. 

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

I think I’d fuck them up.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Well, you wouldn't be doing it alone and.. It takes getting used to, sure, and anyone will probably fuck up once or twice when it comes to their kids but you learn.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

Right… I’ll just avoid having children then?

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Why though? They're great.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

Same here… I guess I’ll never know.

I’d just stay away…

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Someone's got to take care of them.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

I’m not really sure… they never explained.

That sounds complicated… I’m sorry dude.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Well, I hope it was the Cobra Starship kind.

It's fine, I love them to bits but it gets confusing at times.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

Being called a hot mess by strangers.

Teens are easy.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Like the Cobra Starship kind of 'Hot Mess' or the bad kind of 'Hot Mess'?

They're trickier than you might think. Especially when both live with you and have dated before. Really, it's not that easy.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[michael-delaney]

Over my dead body, pretty boy.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

Oh come on, you can't say no to these eyes?

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[michael-delaney]

Actually now that you mention it that sounds rather amusing to watch. He shall sit in the hotel spa with a pair of binoculars and laugh at you while I sit in a Jacuzzi drinking champagne. 

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

No way, I'm dragging you out onto the slopes with me.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

Doesn’t sound that sad. Want to switch lives?

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

What would I be signing up for? Think you could handle two teenage boys?

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[michael-delaney]

Good I’m glad to hear it. I’m sure you won’t pretty boy. I don’t think you could ever look silly. I’m fine thank you for asking.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

You haven't seen me desperately sliding down a slope on my ass with the snowboard attached to my feet.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[michael-delaney]

Well they sure have that now, so thank you. How are you today darling?

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I'm good, excited for this skii trip. I hope I don't embarrass myself too much. How are you?

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[michael-delaney]

Yes really. You’re such a sweetheart Grayson.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I just thought your mornings needed a little more sunshine.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I think I ran out of Chemistry-related pick-up lines.

[atreyu-redwood]

I looked up the first one and I’m crying. You’ve made me cry. And I’m sleeping in your bed tonight because you deserve some hard core hugging for coming up with that.

[thatsmrnolantoyou]

I lead a sad life, watch Gossip Girl and Sex in the City all day, make up Chemistry related pick up lines at night, but hey if I get cuddles out of that, I'll take it.