that's the pits

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It's Valentines, yay!

OMG, you guys. Valentines Day is tomorrow!!!

Everyone on the planet is all:

But you know what I think?

Let's all take a deep breath. 

If you're single this year, instead of being all:

You should celebrate your freedom and go out with your girls!

And if you're taken...

Good for you. 

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Happy birthday to my favorite crazy cat lady.

It's your birthday!!!

Let's get crazy!

And have a drink or two.

Let's live on the edge. 

Because we can rest when we're old. 

And because we love you and will never let you go. 

Hey. Hey. Hey. Happy birthday. Hey. 

Also...

❤ you.

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Date Trap

You know when you have a hot date with a new guy and inside you're like:

Then Friday night rolls around and you're all:

So you're looking good, ready to go, and he's like 15 minutes late:

Then he finally shows up, has no excuse and doesn't apologize: 

But you decide to roll with it, get to the restaurant and he asks what you'd like: 

Because:

He tells you alllll about his boring work:

And his boring hobbies:

And doesn't ask you anything about yourself:

At this point, it's pretty clear there's no connection. And you're only on salads.

And you're stuck for at least an hour:

But then he says something dismissive and vaguely rude:

So then you're like:

And make an excuse to cut the night short, because:

So he drives you home and asks if you had a nice time and you're all:

But when your friends ask you how it went:

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Friday Countdown

When it's Friday and work is almost over:

And you're watching the clock tick down to 5:00:

And it's 4:59:

And then you're out the door:

Feeling all:

And:

And then you see your friends out:

And it's Friday night!!!!

Happy Friday guys!

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A week in my diet & exercise routine

Monday, after a weekend of over indulging:

Tuesday. Feeling inspired:

Wednesday. Going strong:

Thursday. Meh:

Friday night with no date: Saturday night after the bars:

Sunday: